Fan:A Day in the Life of Wizardmon (Digimon Mystery Episode 6)

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Opening Narration
Narrator: Every good hero tends to have a villain that fits them best. The Mystery Tamers have Gideon and his henchman as villains, and they are each villainous in their own special ways. But, there is one who treats being a villain more like a job than the others, and that would be Wizardmon. He’s always such a busy digimon, always stealing things for Gideon. What would a day in his shoes be like? Let’s find out...

Part One
(The scene is in a bedroom in the Gleeful Mansion, where Wizardmon is waking up to a loud ringing sound)

Wizardmon: (Wizardmon wakes up to the sound of his clock making a ringing noise. He turns the alarm off, slowly gets out of bed and stumbles toward the door leading to a hallway. Wizardmon walks past a tired Witchmon who just got out of her room) Morning, Witchmon. (Witchmon rudely ignores him and walks down the hall) Typical. (Wizardmon and Witchmon head downstairs to the study where Gideon is impatiently pacing back and forth while Fangmon growls at Wizardmon) What’s the problem, boss?

Gideon: We need to talk, Wizardmon.

Witchmon: Looks like someone is in deep trouble.

Gideon: So are you, Witchmon, now sit down and listen up! (Wizardmon and Witchmon sit down on some nearby chairs) Roachmon told me that you mentioned me, Wizardmon.

Wizardmon: How did that happen?

Gideon: Because Roachmon knows telepathy! Those kids were not supposed to know I was your boss! Now, thanks to your big mouth, they’re probably thinking of a plan to stop me! I can’t take control of the Digi-World with those fools making a mess of things, Wizardmon! Another slip up like that and you’ll be fed to Eyesmon! As for you, Witchmon, I know you didn’t return to the fight to take that moth photo back!

Witchmon: And risk getting flattened or stabbed by two giant lizards? If there’s one thing I’m not, it’s stupid. (Hookmon walks into the room)

Hookmon: Perhaps, but behavior like that always gets me steamed, so don’t do it again, or you’ll have me and Gideon making you both walk the plank!

Gideon: Don’t interrupt!

Hookmon: Sorry, Captain!

Gideon: Stop calling me that! (Gideon looks toward Witchmon and Wizardmon and tries to calm down) Witchmon, go back to making strategies, preferably ones that actually work! Wizardmon, go and collect things from the town. We need all of the materials we can get. I will rule the Digital World just as soon as we crush those kids! Nobody is going to stop me! Now get moving!

Wizardmon: In other words, you just ordered me to do what I’ve been doing practically this whole time?

Gideon: Yes, because it’s all you’re good for! Now go! (Wizardmon and Witchmon are thrown out of the study. Wizardmon looks over at Roachmon, who was nervously overhearing Gideon’s yelling at the time)

Wizardmon: What are you looking at, bug?

Roachmon: A loser. But to be honest with you, I think I’m a bigger loser than you. At least you’re braver than me when Gideon gets mad.

Wizardmon: Well, considering you’re a cockroach, I should’ve expected as much. (Roachmon gets offended and flies off. Witchmon ventures down the hall while Wizardmon heads to the ballroom where Chrysalimon and Gorillamon are having a debate about something) Excuse me, Gorillamon, but I was wondering if I could ask you something.

Gorillamon: It will have to wait, Wizardmon! This pint-sized computer bug thinks he’s better than me!

Chrysalimon: Actually, I think you’ll find that I am better than you in every way. My combat capabilities far exceed the rest of Gideon’s minions. If you wish to spar with me, I’ll gladly settle this debate once and for all.

Gorillamon: Oh, this is gonna be good! Let’s rock! (Chrysalimon and Gorillamon get ready to fight while Wizardmon walks over toward Diatrymon)

Wizardmon: Diatrymon, I need your help.

Diatrymon: Oh? What is it, shorty? I’m looking for Hookmon, so buzz off! (Diatrymon walks away, leaving an angry Wizardmon impatiently clenching a fist)

Wizardmon: I hate this job. Nobody gives me any respect! (Wizardmon furiously walks out of the ballroom and heads for the kitchen. Wizardmon heads to one of the refrigerators to look for leftovers to eat) Let’s see. Where’s the lox and bagels? (Wizardmon looks through the refrigerator but finds nothing) Cereal it is, then. There goes my plans for breakfast.

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