User:Fractyl/Digimon Frontier Scripts/Episode 02

RIKA THE NARRATOR: [...] Takuya, being a gogglehead, followed the directions and this other kid Kouji, and ended up with JP, Zoe and Tommy on a train to the Digital World. Tommy wanted to go home, but he picked a really stupid way to do it. Takuya tried to rescue him, but things got a little out of control. Bokomon and Neemon were running away from Cerberumon, a Digimon trying to destroy something called a spirit. To cut a long story short, Takuya merged with the ancient spirit of Flame, and turned into Agunimon. Not bad, for a gogglehead!

[OPENING THEME AND CREDITS]

TAKUYA: Huh? Uh - What just happened to me?

ZOE: Do you mean before or after you turned into a Digimon?

TAKUYA: Me? A Digimon?

BOKOMON: Yes, through the process of Digivolution.

TAKUYA: Digi-what? It had to be something I pressed.

[He starts pressing buttons on his D-Tector.]

TAKUYA: Oh? Come on, digivolution start! Operation! Turn me into a Digimon! Execute!

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): Fractal code rendered.

ALL: Oh!

TAKUYA: Oh boy, I think I broke it!

BOKOMON: I knew it, it's a fractal code!

[The fractal code covers the area.]

ZOE, J.P. and TOMMY: Oh!

TAKUYA: There's no way this is happening. Whoa! Did I do all that?

[Kouji, on the Trailmon.]

KOUJI: What is...hm.

[Train station.]

BOKOMON: It's the dawn of regeneration.

PAGUMON: No more living in a train station! Trailmon will never go "Whoo, whoo" in my ear again!

BOKOMON: Nice going, my human friend. By the way, I'm Bokomon, keeper of the book, at your service.

NEEMON: And I'm Neemon, keeper of my pants, also at your service you awesome human!

BOKOMON: On behalf of the Digital World, accept our thanks, o human who restores what has been lost!

TAKUYA: Call me Takuya, and I still don't know why all this fractal code stuff is such a big deal anyway.

BOKOMON: What? You really don't know?

NEEMON: He doesn't know!

J.P.: Why are we running?

ZOE: I don't know.

BOKOMON: Behold! [He opens the book.] Before the evil Cherubimon came our world was a beautiful place.

NEEMON: Flowers, trees and butterflies!

BOKOMON: Neemon! I'm in the middle of something here!

NEEMON: Sorry!

BOKOMON: His power made many Digimon go wild and our world started to die. The only way to bring back everything that was lost is with the fractal code.

TAKUYA: And I made it happen! With this...little device!

J.P.: Uh?

ZOE: Wow! I wonder if I could do it too?

J.P.: Hmm. I know... [grabs Tommy] Hey, Tommy!

TOMMY: Uh!

[Takuya and Zoe keep walking. J.P. and Tommy stop.]

ZOE: Our devices look the same!

TAKUYA: Maybe girls aren't meant to be Digimon!

ZOE: Excuse you!

J.P.: Hey shorty, I have an idea.

[Kouji, on Trailmon.]

TRAILMON: Hwaah! Hwaah!

[Trailmon pulls up at the station.]

[J.P. and Tommy, walking.]

J.P.: This place sucks. Sucks to a T. You with me, kid?

TOMMY: Yeeuh. Well. I guess so...Uh, but...

J.P.: But? But what?

TOMMY: When Takuya turned into a Digimon, he looked killer cool, just like a superhero!

J.P.: Guh. He wasn't that great.

TOMMY: Well, I - I've always wanted to be a hero!

J.P.: Kid? Take it from me. This hero stuff? It's way overrated, and I should know. It's entirely too much work, it's dangerous, not to mention annoying, there's always some sap yelling "Oh save me, save me!"

TOMMY: Mm, I guess...

J.P.: Attaboy! Now, what say we find our way outta this dump.

[At the station.]

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): Kouji Minamoto. Commence your search.

KOUJI: Search? For what?

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): The spirit.

KOUJI: How do you know my name? Hmm?

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): Find the spirit, and you will find the answers to all your questions.

KOUJI: Not good enough. I'm not some lapdog you can just order around, y'know...What is this spirit, anyway? I mean, how do I know where to look for it? ...Oh!

[A spinning globe comes out of the D-Tector.]

KOUJI: What's this? Huh? This gets weirder by the minute!

TRAILMON: Hah! You said it!

[J.P. and Tommy, walking in the station.]

J.P.: Yo, Tommy. Check this lil' guy out. [to Pagumon] Hey, egg-shaped dude with ears! What's shakin'?

PAGUMON: Ah! Hnh?

J.P.: Listen, this world o' yours isn't really our scene! Thing is, we don't know how to leave. So whaddaya say? Can you help us out?

PAGUMON: Buzz off!

J.P.: I'll make it worth your while. Here. Hehe. How about a bar of premium chocolate? Aaahh!!! [Pagumon grabs the chocolate] Alright eggface! Talk to me and you get the whole bar.

PAGUMON: [chewing] Mmm. Ah mm Ahmmm...Hm. Take Angle the Trailmon at the station. He can take you two back where you came from.

TOMMY: Wow! For real?

PAGUMON: Now, fork it over!

J.P.: Thanks, bud.

[J.P. and Tommy run away.]

PAGUMON: Mmm. It's delicious! I'll bet there's a lot more of that stuff!

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]

TOMMY and J.P.: [running] *laugh*

KOUJI: There goes an accident waiting to happen. They really shouldn't be wandering alone in this place but...oh well, I'm not here to play babysitter.

J.P.: [to Trailmon] Hey there, you sleek motor transport you, feel like taking a ride to the real world?

TOMMY: Yeah? Please?

TRAILMON: Wha....at? Take a hike!

TOMMY: Huh...

J.P.: How about a tasty down payment? And two more bars once you get there? [Trailmon takes the chocolate from his hand.] Whoah!

TRAILMON: Mmm! Yummy!

J.P., TOMMY: Aah!

TRAILMON: I'm off [...]

[He zooms off in a cloud of smoke.]

TOMMY: Wait! You're supposed t- [coughs] -to take us...

J.P.: With you.

PAGUMON: [bouncing and laughing] Mm!

TOMMY: Hm?

J.P.: Ah!

PAGUMON 1: Hey, chocolate boy! We want more!

[All Pagumon bounce.]

J.P.: No way!

[Pagumon collaborate.]

POYOMON: Oh!

[They run away.]

TOMMY and J.P.: Whoa! AAAHH!!

[Pagumon attack them. They run.]

J.P.: C'mon! Run!

[In a Poyomon / Pagumon village.]

PAGUMON: Time to play! More room for Poyo people!

ZOE: Oh.

TAKUYA: Aah! Huh? Hey, where's Tommy?

ZOE: He's with J.P., I think.

BOKOMON: Maybe they're playing hide and go seek.

ZOE: Alright, now I'm worried.

TAKUYA: Huh, we'd better go look for them.

NEEMON: [falls out the window] Huh!

[J.P. and Tommy, running.]

TOMMY: Huh, come on!

J.P. and TOMMY: Aah! Aah!

TOMMY: They're gaining on us!

[Zoe, Takuya, Bokomon and Neemon, searching for J.P. and Tommy.]

ZOE: Tommy!

ZOE, TAKUYA: Where are you?

TAKUYA: J.P.!

ZOE: Where could they be?

BOKOMON: Hey, Poyomon! Have you seen any human children?

POYOMON: We saw two being chased into the forest by Pagumon! Over there!

NEEMON: Oh! Oh! That's worse than bad!

ZOE: Pagumon?

BOKOMON: Nasty little Digimon with bad attitudes.

TAKUYA: Huh.

[Kouji, walking.]

KOUJI: Huh. This is getting old. [He notices a hole in the wall.] Huh? It's probably safer to stay away from creepy holes in the wall. Oh. But I didn't come all this way to play it safe. This better not be someone's idea of a joke. [He walks into the hole and down the staircase.] Anyone here? OK, I suppose not.

[Tommy and J.P., hiding in a valley in the grass.]

TOMMY: Oh! Come on! Come on, digivolve me, make me digivolve now!

J.P.: Keep it down!

TOMMY: I am keeping it down! But I wanna digivolve like Takuya so we can beat them!

J.P.: That's crazy talk! What do you think a runt like you can do, huh? Besides, digivolving looks kinda painful, ever think about that?

TOMMY: I bet digivolving's not as painful as being eaten alive by those crazy Digimon. Mm. Aah? Ah - be-hind - lots - aah - yeergh!

[J.P. and Tommy scream, run and fall into a hole. Tommy drops his D-Tector.]

J.P. You OK, kiddo?

TOMMY: Uh. I think so.

J.P.: Cool. Let's scram before we become someone's lunch.

[The others, still searching.]

TAKUYA: Tommy!

ZOE: Tommy!

TAKUYA: J.P.!

ZOE: Answer me!

BOKOMON: Oh, just as peaceful as I remembered. Except for the screaming kids.

NEEMON: They are loud.

BOKOMON: Rather. Uh! Where'd they go? Uh! We've lost them!

NEEMON: Just follow the noise, silly!

TAKUYA: Where could they have gotten off to?

ZOE: Poor Tommy, he's such a little guy. He didn't even want to be here in the first place!

TAKUYA: Yeah, you're right. He really shouldn't be out without his parents. I guess I'm just gonna have to keep my eye on him.

ZOE: *laugh* Look at you, pretending to be all mature! How adorable!

TAKUYA: Hey! What do you mean, pretending? I'm in the sixth grade!

ZOE: Really? You're in the same grade as I am? Who'd have thought? I was sure you were two or three years younger, at least!

TAKUYA: Wait a minute! What's that supposed to mean?

ZOE: When's your birthday?

TAKUYA: In August!

ZOE: Hah! I knew it! I am older, I was born in May. That makes me a grand total of three months older than you.

TAKUYA: Huh? Uhh...That doesn't mean anything.

ZOE: Whatever.

TAKUYA: [spots Tommy's D-Tector] Hey, check it out!

ZOE: That belongs to Tommy!

TAKUYA and ZOE: [scream and fall into the same hole.]

BOKOMON: Huh?

NEEMON: Oh.

ZOE: I'm alive! I'm alive! [hugs Takuya] I could just kiss you!

TAKUYA: Ah...huh...

ZOE: Wah! Ah! [starts hitting him] Get away from me!

TAKUYA: What? Girl, you're the one who grabbed me in the first place!

ZOE: My name is not girl, it's Zoe. And keep your hands to yourself in the future, you little boy!

TAKUYA: Uh...so, are all mature girls this crazy?

ZOE: That is so like a child! Sitting here yapping away when we should be looking for Tommy!

TAKUYA: Fine, let's go! They're probably...in there. *gulp* After you...*nervous laugh*

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]

J.P.: The wind's blowing in this direction, so if we walk this way we should find a way out.

TOMMY: Are you sure?

J.P.: Yeah. Why?

TOMMY: So there's no chance we're walking around in circles?

J.P.: What gave you that idea?

TOMMY: This cross! Here.

J.P.: Huh. So it's a cross. So what?

TOMMY: Well, I drew it when we started out.

J.P.: Whaaaa-

TOMMY: That means we're lost! We'll be stuck down here for days!

J.P.: That's if we're lucky, it could be months!

TOMMY: *cries*

J.P.: Not again. Here, this'll make you feel better. [breaks off a piece of chocolate] Go on. Look on the bright side, at least we won't starve.

TOMMY: Mm hm.

[They look at each other, smile and are about to bite down.]

J.P., TOMMY: Hm?

PAGUMON 1: We're back!

[Pagumon drop onto J.P. and Tommy, who scream.]

J.P.: Tommy! Here, just take 'em! [He throws chocolate at them, and J.P. and Tommy run away.]

PAGUMON 2: The human smells like chocolate!

PAGUMON 3: Eat the human! Eat the human!

ALL PAGUMON: Eat the human!

KOUJI: What's this?

J.P.: Help! Somebody!

TOMMY: I'm not a chocolate bar! Wooah!

KOUJI: Huh?

J.P.: Help! Anyone, please!

ZOE: It's Tommy and J.P.! We have to help them!

TAKUYA: I know that!

ZOE: Uh.

TAKUYA: Uh.

BOTH: Hmph.

[They start running towards the sound.]

TOMMY and J.P.: *scream*

KOUJI: [using a stick to fend off the Pagumon] Hwaah! Hwah! Mm! Aah! Mm. Uh...uh! Uh!

TOMMY: Who's that? Whoa!

J.P.: That guy's serious!

KOUJI: *more battlecries* [He flings all the Pagumon into walls] Mm.

PAGUMON 4: Not yet, human! Don't smile yet...

[Pagumon digivolves to Raremon.]

RAREMON: Yeeuah.

TOMMY and J.P.: Wahh!

RAREMON: W-I'll eat you up.

KOUJI: Wah!

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR / DIGIMON ANALYZER): Raremon. A sewer Digimon. If the smell of its rotting flesh doesn't knock you out, its Acid Sludge attack will.

[Raremon attacks. Kouji jumps and knocks Tommy out of the way.]

ALL: Wah!

TOMMY: [in Kouji's arms] *whimper*

RAREMON: Acid Sludge! Woh!

TOMMY: Whoa.

ZOE: Oo, it smells!

TAKUYA: Spirit, wake up! I need you! Come on, I'm not kidding here! Uh...uh!

BOKOMON: Hey Takuya, no pressure, but you might want to think about spirit evolving before Stinky there turns your friends into goop.

RAREMON: Going somewhere?

TAKUYA: Come on, come on! SPIRIT!! Aahh!

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): It is time.

TAKUYA: Rah! Execute! Spirit Evolution!

AGUNIMON: Ah! Agunimon! Rah! Aaah! Ah! Ah! Eeuh! Huh! [to Tommy and Kouji] Now's your chance! Run!

TAKUYA, TOMMY and KOUJI: Oh!

TAKUYA: What's going on? I turned back into me!

TAKUYA, TOMMY and KOUJI: Oh!

RAREMON: Still here! [Attacks] Buah!

TAKUYA: Watch out! Oh no!

[Kouji falls into a hole]

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]

RAREMON: *attacks and laughs*

KOUJI: Ah! [spirit appears] Uh? What's going on here? Uh! Uhh...Ahh...SPIRIT! Uh...

OPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): It is time.

KOUJI: Execute! Spirit Evolution!

LOBOMON: Uhh! Uh! Uh! Lobomon!

J.P., ZOE, BOKOMON and NEEMON: Oh!

J.P.: Oh, wow!

TAKUYA: Man, did I look that cool?

TOMMY: *nods* Mm hm! Yeah, but different!

LOBOMON: Uh! Uh...Ruh!

BOKOMON: That's the legendary warrior of light, Lobomon!

ZOE: I've never seen anything so beautiful! In my whole life!

J.P.: Me neither!

TAKUYA: You can say that again!

RAREMON: Acid Sludge!

LOBOMON: Lobo Kendo! Uh! Aahh! Huh! Aah! Huh!

RARE: Aah!

LOBOMON: Yeauh! Now, you talking trash heap! Uh! Prepare to be recycled! Fractal code...digitize!

[He digitizes the fractal code and turns back into Kouji.]

ZOE: Molto bravissimo!

TAKUYA: Hah?

TOMMY: Whoa! Hm?

TAKUYA: You OK? Let me help you up!

KOUJI: Don't touch me.

TAKUYA: Uh...wha?

KOUJI: I don't need your help. Or anyone else's. ...But I guess I should thank you for saving me. I always repay my debts.

TAKUYA: I didn't do it so you'd owe me, you know.

KOUJI: My name's Kouji Minamoto. And you are...? ...So, are you gonna tell me? I can't repay you if I don't know your name.

TAKUYA: I'm Takuya Kanbara.

KOUJI: Takuya, huh? See ya.

J.P.: What's his deal?

ZOE: Come on guys, let's get out of here. This place smells like dead fish!

RIKA THE NARRATOR: Wolf-boy has some pretty sweet moves. But what's with the attitude? Find out on the next Digimon: Digital Monsters!

[CLOSING THEME, CREDITS]