Fan:A Day in the Life of Wizardmon (Digimon Mystery Episode 6)

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Opening Narration
Narrator: Every good hero tends to have a villain that fits them best. The Mystery Tamers have Gideon and his henchman as villains, and they are each villainous in their own special ways. But, there is one who treats being a villain more like a job than the others, and that would be Wizardmon. He’s always such a busy digimon, always stealing things for Gideon. What would a day in his shoes be like? Let’s find out...

Part One
(The scene is in a bedroom in the Gleeful Mansion, where Wizardmon is waking up to a loud ringing sound)

Wizardmon: (Wizardmon wakes up to the sound of his clock making a ringing noise. He turns the alarm off, slowly gets out of bed and stumbles toward the door leading to a hallway. Wizardmon walks past a tired Witchmon who just got out of her room) Morning, Witchmon. (Witchmon rudely ignores him and walks down the hall) Typical. (Wizardmon and Witchmon head downstairs to the study where Gideon is impatiently pacing back and forth while Fangmon growls at Wizardmon) What’s the problem, boss?

Gideon: We need to talk, Wizardmon.

Witchmon: Looks like someone is in deep trouble.

Gideon: So are you, Witchmon, now sit down and listen up! (Wizardmon and Witchmon sit down on some nearby chairs) Roachmon told me that you mentioned me, Wizardmon.

Wizardmon: How did that happen?

Gideon: Because Roachmon knows telepathy! Those kids were not supposed to know I was your boss! Now, thanks to your big mouth, they’re probably thinking of a plan to stop me! I can’t take control of the Digi-World with those fools making a mess of things, Wizardmon! Another slip up like that and you’ll be fed to Eyesmon! As for you, Witchmon, I know you didn’t return to the fight to take that moth photo back!

Witchmon: And risk getting flattened or stabbed by two giant lizards? If there’s one thing I’m not, it’s stupid. (Hookmon walks into the room)

Hookmon: Perhaps, but behavior like that always gets me steamed, so don’t do it again, or you’ll have me and Gideon making you both walk the plank!

Gideon: Don’t interrupt!

Hookmon: Sorry, Captain!

Gideon: Stop calling me that! (Gideon looks toward Witchmon and Wizardmon and tries to calm down) Witchmon, go back to making strategies, preferably ones that actually work! Wizardmon, go and collect things from the town. We need all of the materials we can get. I will rule the Digital World just as soon as we crush those kids! Nobody is going to stop me! Now get moving!

Wizardmon: In other words, you just ordered me to do what I’ve been doing practically this whole time?

Gideon: Yes, because it’s all you’re good for! Now go! (Wizardmon and Witchmon are thrown out of the study. Wizardmon looks over at Roachmon, who was nervously overhearing Gideon’s yelling at the time)

Wizardmon: What are you looking at, bug?

Roachmon: A loser. But to be honest with you, I think I’m a bigger loser than you. At least you’re braver than me when Gideon gets mad.

Wizardmon: Well, considering you’re a cockroach, I should’ve expected as much. (Roachmon gets offended and flies off. Witchmon ventures down the hall while Wizardmon heads to the ballroom where Chrysalimon and Gorillamon are having a debate about something) Excuse me, Gorillamon, but I was wondering if I could ask you something.

Gorillamon: It will have to wait, Wizardmon! This pint-sized computer bug thinks he’s better than me!

Chrysalimon: Actually, I think you’ll find that I am better than you in every way. My combat capabilities far exceed the rest of Gideon’s minions. If you wish to spar with me, I’ll gladly settle this debate once and for all.

Gorillamon: Oh, this is gonna be good! Let’s rock! (Chrysalimon and Gorillamon get ready to fight while Wizardmon walks over toward Diatrymon)

Wizardmon: Diatrymon, I need your help.

Diatrymon: Oh? Sorry, but I’m busy! I’m looking for Hookmon, so buzz off! (Diatrymon walks away, leaving an angry Wizardmon impatiently clenching a fist)

Wizardmon: I hate this job. Nobody gives me any respect! (Wizardmon furiously walks out of the ballroom and heads for the kitchen. Wizardmon heads to one of the refrigerators to look for leftovers to eat) Let’s see. Where’s the lox and bagels? (Wizardmon looks through the refrigerator but finds nothing) Cereal it is, then. There goes my plans for breakfast. (Witchmon walks into the kitchen)

Witchmon: Looking for bagels again?

Wizardmon: You know me too well, Witchmon. My day hasn’t exactly been going well.

Witchmon: I’ve been meaning to talk to you.

Wizardmon: About what?

Witchmon: I’ve been having the tactician’s equivalent to writer’s block, so I figured that I would tag along with you today.

Wizardmon: You know, you’re usually not very nice to me. What’s the occasion?

Witchmon: I figured I’d go easy on you. (Witchmon gets cereal boxes out for herself and Wizardmon) Ultra Oats or Super Flakes?

Wizardmon: I guess I’ll have Ultra Oats. (Witchmon and Wizardmon eat Ultra Oats) I found out that there’s a Feudal Japan exhibit in the museum. They have a kabuki mask on display that’s ripe for the taking. I’ll stop there first.

Witchmon: Actually, why not just take a trip to a toy store and save yourself the trouble?

Wizardmon: Oh. That’s a good idea, though I do have to look for my wand before I head out. I keep misplacing it. Wait right here. (Wizardmon heads out of the kitchen as Witchmon chuckles to herself, staring at Wizardmon in a sneaky, scheming way. Wizardmon stumbles upon his wand near a door and grabs it, but notices that the door is slightly opened. Wizardmon, curious about what was behind the door, opens it completely, revealing a path to the basement) Perhaps I can learn a thing or two about Eyesmon down there. That pint-sized creature must have something interesting planned. (Wizardmon slowly heads down as he hears footsteps close behind him) Huh? (Witchmon catches up to him)

Witchmon: Why are you heading down the basement?! This is Eyesmon’s lair! Only people who fail too much end up down there!

Wizardmon: Relax, Witchmon. All I want to do is see what Eyesmon has down here. Besides. When has Eyesmon or Gideon followed through with that warning, anyway? (Wizardmon begins hearing strange noises as he and Witchmon start reaching the bottom. Wizardmon becomes shocked after reaching the bottom) What the heck is this!? (Wizardmon sees hundreds of Eyesmon on computers typing all sorts of codes into them. Wizardmon and Witchmon slowly walk through the Eyesmon until they eventually find a computer with no Eyesmon using it. Wizardmon reads the message on the screen that says “Analogman”) Analogman?

???: Well, what do you know? Looks like you two got a bit adventurous. (Witchmon and Wizardmon turn around and see Eyesmon behind them)

Eyesmon: So, how do you like my headquarters? You know, only Gideon is actually allowed down here, and even he never saw “Analogman”.

Wizardmon: Would you happen to know who that is? And what’s with all the clones of you?

Eyesmon: That’s pretty neat, ain’t it? What you’ve seen all this time is my “Scatter Mode”, and I’ve made my copies work on something in the basement. As for Analogman, I’m not telling. (Eyesmon chuckles) It’s my little secret.

Witchmon: Don’t you think we should leave? We have a job to do.

Wizardmon: Correction. I have a job to do and you wanted to join me on it.

Eyesmon: Oh, by all means, do your job. I wouldn’t want to make you two get in trouble with Gideon. You know how loud he is, after all. In all seriousness, please leave. Neither one of you were meant to be here. Get out! (Wizardmon opens a portal leading to a toy store and Wizardmon jumps through it. Witchmon looks at Eyesmon and they each give each other sinister grins) Keep an eye on him, Witchmon. If he steps out of line, you know what to do. (Eyesmon starts drooling in hunger)

Witchmon: Gladly. (Witchmon enters the portal. Eyesmon starts cackling. The scene transitions to the toy store, where Wizardmon and Witchmon are looking for things to turn into digimon)

Wizardmon: (Wizardmon patiently waits for Witchmon to arrive. She arrives as the portal closes) What took you?

Witchmon: Had to adjust my hat. The sooner we get those toys the better. Being in this store makes me want to crush those digimon and their human friends even more. (Wizardmon starts looking around for things to steal. He notices a dollhouse with a plastic cherry blossom tree and takes it. Wizardmon looks toward Witchmon)

Wizardmon: So, do you intend to help or not?

Witchmon: I’d like to see what you’d pick first. You really think the dollhouse is necessary? Gideon would just toss it against a wall. (Wizardmon rolls his eyes and puts the dollhouse down, but holds the toy cherry blossom tree) The tree might work. (Wizardmon heads to the action figure section. Wizardmon looks around and finds a tylosaurus figurine)

Wizardmon: Not bad. This will do. (Wizardmon begins looking through the plush toy section and notices a bull plush toy and grabs it. Witchmon tries to be inconspicuous as she follows Wizardmon) What’s up with you?

Witchmon: Oh, nothing. (Witchmon picks up a chameleon plushie without Wizardmon noticing) So, have any ideas for another thing to take?

Wizardmon: Hmm... (Wizardmon thinks for a moment. He notices a small sunfish toy) Alright, I’ll take this. Okay, Witchmon, let’s go back to the mansion. (Wizardmon takes the sunfish toy and brings everything he took with him through a portal leading back to the Gleeful Mansion. However, while the items make it to the mansion, Wizardmon does not. Instead, he ends up in a parking lot as the portal behind him closed) Huh?! But how?! My portal malfunctioned?! Where am I?! (Wizardmon look around until he spots a sign reading “Mystery Shack”) What?! (Wizardmon facepalms)

Part Two
(The scene is at the Mystery Shack, where Wizardmon begins wondering what he should do)

Wizardmon: I’m at the enemy headquarters. Those kids are going to use their digimon to tear me to shreds if they spot me. Half of their digimon can digivolve into Champion, not to mention they have that Agumon Witchmon told me about, so I can’t exactly fight against them on my own. Without the Digital Forger to make some helpers with, I’m as good as dead. (Wizardmon begins thinking but then gets an idea) Perhaps spying on them will let me learn their weaknesses! Witchmon might be the strategist, but that doesn’t mean I can’t come up with an idea or two. (Wizardmon notices two people, Neil and Ludomon, walking out of back door to the Mystery Shack. Wizardmon hides behind a truck that was parked nearby. Neil sits on the ground with a sad look on his face)

Neil: Do you ever think we’ll be doing anything important, Ludomon?

Ludomon: Well, I’m sure we’ll get our chance in the limelight. Judging from the look on your face, a checkers game probably won’t make you feel better, huh? (Neil slowly nods his head) Don’t worry about it too much. Besides, we need to be in ready to go once we storm Gideon’s mansion. (Wizardmon’s eyes widen) Today is the day Gideon answers for everything he is causing. (Norman and Vi-Elecmon find Neil and Ludomon) Oh, hello, you two.

Norman: Vi-Elecmon wants you guys to look at some of his drawings before we go to Gideon’s. Maybe it’ll cheer you up, Neil. (Neil thinks about and eventually nods, making Vi-Elecmon jump for joy as the four friends enter the Mystery Shack)

Wizardmon: Gideon needs to know about this! (Wizardmon begins thinking) That team is always there for each other. I wish Gideon’s would be that way. Otherwise, I wouldn’t question being on it. Even so, a job is a job, and if I want to serve my purpose on that job, then I need to tell Gideon about this development. (Wizardmon starts to become curious) But, maybe I should investigate the Mystery Shack first. The more secrets I uncover for Gideon, the more respect I’m bound to get. (Wizardmon begins looking for a way into the Mystery Shack. He tries entering from the backyard but Wybie was practicing sword fighting while Zubamon was watching and clearly not doing a very good job) That gold digimon must’ve been amplifying his combat skills when I fought him last time. Interesting. (Wizardmon begins looking through the windows. He notices that the living room portion of the Mystery Shack was completely empty) Perfect. (Wizardmon creates a portal leading into the living room and enters it) Good, I’m in. (Wizardmon hears footsteps. Wizardmon desperately tries finding a hiding place until he is forced to stand completely still pretending to be a statue as Stan and Mabel enter the living room)

Stan: Now, listen to me, Mabel. What I’m going to ask of you is a big responsibility. I want you to replace Wendy as the lead in “The Werewolf of Fisher Street”. (Mabel begins jumping for joy) Now hold on. The play isn’t going to start until a few days from now, so I expect you to rehearse your lines every single day. Think you can handle that?

Mabel: You can count on me!

Stan: Good, now join your friends and Dipper! Give Gideon a punch in the gut for me! (Mabel determinedly runs off toward Lunamon, Dipper and Kotemon. Stan is about to go upstairs until he notices Wizardmon standing still. He curiously looks at Wizardmon as if he were wondering if he were real or not) Hmm... (Wizardmon starts getting nervous) This would be a great prop! I’ll take it to the theater later! (Stan walks upstairs. Wizardmon breathes a sigh of relief)

Wizardmon: That was too close. (Wizardmon accidentally pushes a button on the couch, causing the living room to lower into the laboratory) That was probably a mistake.

???: It was. (Agatha’s face appears on the main computer’s screen as Monodramon gets ready for a fight)

Wizardmon: Should’ve been more careful.

Monodramon: You got that right. You’re Wizardmon, aren’t you?

Wizardmon: Uh... (Wizardmon gets an idea) No, no I am not.

Monodramon: Don’t play me for a moron, Wizardmon. Dipper described you in intricate detail. You had better leave or we’ll be forced to delete you! (Wizardmon gets ready to fight Monodramon) Monodramon, digivolve too... (Monodramon digivolves into Strikedramon) ...STRIKEDRAMON!!! I might be an employee of the Mystery Shack, but I’m also their friend, so if you think of hurting the Mystery Tamers, then you have to deal with me! (Strikedramon gets ready to attack Wizardmon just as Wizardmon was ready to attack Strikedramon)

Agatha: Wait! (Strikedramon and Wizardmon stop fighting)

Strikedramon: But he’s an enemy! Why should we show this villain any mercy?!

Agatha: We should reason with him. Norman told me he seemed unsure about being a villain.

Wizardmon: How did this Norman person know this? Who are you, anyway?

Agatha: I’m Agatha Prenderghast. As for Norman, he’s really observant.

Strikedramon: Just to let you know, if Ford, Agumon and the Diginauts weren’t doing experiments outside, you’d be dead, so be thankful Agatha and I are going easy on you.

Wizardmon: Good to know.

Agatha: Do you choose to work for Gideon or does he force you to do what you do?

Wizardmon: Gideon created me. All I know is the job he gave me, but I feel like the job is so taxing. I never seem to be given much respect for anything he and Eyesmon make me do. (Wizardmon covers his mouth because he said something he thinks he shouldn’t have)

Agatha: Eyesmon?

Wizardmon: He seems to be Gideon’s digimon partner, but if you ask me, Gideon seems more like he’s Eyesmon’s henchman. Gideon’s punishment for me would definitely be harsh, but if Eyesmon found out I mentioned him, he’d obliterate me on the spot! They’ll both just use the Digital Forger to replace me shortly after.

Strikedramon: And that would be what, exactly?

Wizardmon: I guess it doesn’t matter if I tell you now, so I might as well explain what it is. The Digital Forger is a special device that creates artificial digimon. Witchmon, Hookmon and I were the first three to be created by it. I was even given the device once, but only because Witchmon and Hookmon were doing errands at the time, which is usually my job. Of course, it wasn’t because they cared. It was because I was useful. (Wizardmon sighs) The more I talk about my life, the worse it sounds.

Agatha: So, why don’t you just quit?

Wizardmon: Huh? Can I even do that?

Strikedramon: If Gideon treats you like dirt, then quit your job and help us. We could always use some friends at the Mystery Shack. Besides, you’ll earn my respect that way. Don’t you want respect? (Wizardmon begins doing some thinking)

Wizardmon: Hmm... What do you think those kids will say? All I’ve been to them was a menace. (Strikedramon puts his claw on his Wizardmon’s shoulder)

Strikedramon: I’m sure they’ll understand. Granted, it’ll take some time for a few of them, but they’ll be glad to call you their friend eventually. (Wizardmon clenches his fist)

Wizardmon: It’s time to pay Gideon a visit.

Strikedramon: The Mystery Tamers probably arrived at his mansion by now. Give them some assistance. Digimon like me will hold the fort in case anything odd happens. (Wizardmon creates a portal leading to Gideon’s mansion and enters it. The scene changes to the outside of Gideon’s mansion, where Wizardmon could see the Mystery Kids struggling to get past a barrier Diatrymon was implied to have put up. Wybie, Zubamon, Ludomon and Neil are the only ones on the other side of the barrier. Coraline notices Wizardmon’s presence)

Coraline: Okay, team, Gideon sent his henchman! (Coraline began breathing in and out to calm herself down) Wybie! Neil! Can you two handle him? We’ll try to break through and help!

Wybie: Got it.

Wizardmon: Hold on! I’m not your enemy!

Zubamon: You can’t trick us! Wybie, ready for that cool trick we can do? (Wybie nods as Zubamon and Ludomon turn into a sword and shield respectively)

Neil: You too, Ludomon?

Ludomon: Let’s go! (Wybie grabs Zubamon’s hilt and Neil put Ludomon’s enarmes on his arm. Suddenly, Wybie and Neil were in gold and red knight armor respectively) Looks like I didn’t need to tell you how it works.

Zubamon: If you concentrate enough, we can generate armor for anyone who wields us! Now, let’s kick Wizardmon to the curb! (Wizardmon notices a shadowy creature flying toward him and realizes it is Eyesmon and that Witchmon and Hookmon are following him)

Wizardmon: Oh no...

Part Three
(The scene is outside of Gideon’s mansion, where Wizardmon has to deal with both Eyesmon and the Mystery Tamers)

Eyesmon: Well, look who showed up! Wizardmon, you, Witchmon and Hookmon better kick those tin can to the curb! (Eyesmon looks toward Dipper and Mabel) Hello, Dipper and Mabel! Long time no see!

Mabel: Huh?

Wizardmon: You met them before?

Eyesmon: Met them? I know them all too well. (Dipper acts horrified that he recognizes the voice)

Dipper: Bill? Is that you?

Eyesmon: Yes! I knew you’d remember me! They didn’t tamper with everything in that intelligent mind of yours! Of course, I do miss my old triangle look, but having multiple eyes is always an upgrade!

Hookmon: Pardon me, but why are we just standing around?

Eyesmon: Then fight, you idiots! (Hookmon and Witchmon begin fighting Wybie and Neil respectively while Wizardmon is standing around unsure of what to do next) You too, Wizardmon! (Coraline, Bearmon and Norman notice how uncertain Wizardmon is)

Coraline: What’s with Wizardmon?

Norman: Maybe he was telling the truth.

Bearmon: He was?

Coraline: I think I have an idea just in case. (Coraline looks toward Wizardmon) Wizardmon! You said you’re not our enemy, right?! Prove it! Save Wybie and Neil!

Eyesmon: So, your having second thought about the whole villain thing, huh? Well, here’s a choice. Crush those tin cans or end up on my dinner menu! Which is it, Wizardmon?! (Wizardmon looks back at the struggling Wybie and Neil and then back at Eyesmon. He does so a second time. Upon remembering Agatha asking him “So, why don’t you just quit?”, Wizardmon looks toward Eyesmon with determination in his eyes)

Wizardmon: Electro Squall! (Wizardmon attacks and damages Eyesmon, sending him flying. Wizardmon sees the rest of Gideon’s henchman approaching in the distance. Wizardmon creates a portal leading behind the barrier) Go now! You’ll never survive a fight with all of Gideon’s goons! Go! Go! (Wizardmon pushes Wybie and Neil through the portal, which closes up as they exit it) If you want a fight, then let’s fight! (Eyesmon angrily flies toward Wizardmon with incredible speed)

Eyesmon: Nobody hurt Wizardmon! He’s mine! (Eyesmon grabs Wizardmon and they leave for the nearby forest) You little backstabber! I don’t need my true form to devour you, you stage magician! Now, what powers do my Scatter Mode have? Oh yeah, this! Janengan! (Beams of energy from Eyesmon’s eyes hit Wizardmon, sending him flying into a tree) Prepare yourself for the dinner table! Janengan! (Wizardmon dodges the attack)

Wizardmon: Electro Squall! (Wizardmon hits Eyesmon)

Eyesmon: Not again! Oh look, I have another trick! Kageshibari! (Eyesmon enters Wizardmon’s shadow) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Looks like I get to play with my food! (Eyesmon makes Wizardmon continuously punch himself in the face) Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! (Eyesmon keeps beating Wizardmon up until he falls over. Eyesmon leaves the weakened Wizardmon’s shadow) This is it, Wizardmon! Prepare to die!

???: Volcanic Strike! (A massive fireball-like projectile hits the side of Eyesmon’s face, sending him flying into a rock. Eyesmon and Wizardmon look to see a large, gray dinosaur with a massive horn on its head) Leave him alone!

Eyesmon: Not fair! I know when to pick my battles! You got lucky that I need all of my selves, Wizardmon!

Wizardmon: This isn’t over! Electro Squall! (Wizardmon hits Eyesmon, making him retreat) We won! (Wizardmon tries jumping for joy but falls over) Who are you, big fellow?

Monochromon: Monochromon. (Monochromon dedigivolves to Tapirmon) Please grab onto my forelegs. I’ll take you to that cozy place with the theater. (The scene transitions to Tapirmon bringing Wizardmon back to the Mystery Shack) If we bump into each other again, let’s be friends! Right now, I have to investigate those TV men and the lizard soldiers. See you around, buddy. (Tapirmon ventures back into the forest. Soos walks outside and finds Wizardmon as he falls unconscious. Wizardmon eventually wakes up on the living room couch as the Mystery Tamers and Soos Kate watching him wake up)

Wizardmon: Huh?

Soos: You got hurt pretty bad, dude.

Wizardmon: Aren’t you kids and your digimon taking the fight to Gideon?

Coraline: That creature you and Agatha called Eyesmon summoned more of himself to attack us and we were forced to retreat. Thankfully, Magnamon and the Diginauts were in the area and they saved us, but Eyesmon is still out there. (Coraline begins looking worried) Dipper, you said you knew “Bill”. Eyesmon is really this “Bill” guy?

Dipper: Bill Cipher. He was a constant thorn in me and Mabel’s side, but he used to look like a triangle in a top hat. Now he’s a digimon. Who turned him into that? And who was the “they” Bill was referring to? (Magnamon walks into the room)

Magnamon: This is Wizardmon? (Wizardmon becomes greatly intimidated) You have explaining to do. While I was fighting all of those Eyesmon, I started feeling incredibly weak. How did this happen? You worked for Eyesmon and Gideon. Surely you know if they have ways of weakening digimon as strong as I am.

Wizardmon: I don’t know. Eyesmon was always incredibly secretive. Maybe the “they” Eyesmon talked about was responsible.

Magnamon: I have a feel that the “they” could be the Commandramon the Diginauts and I were trying to track the other day.

Wizardmon: Or maybe it’s “Analogman”.

Coraline: Okay, now I’m confused. Who is Analogman?

Wizardmon: To be honest, I’m not sure. Analogman seemed to be something Eyesmon was studying. I’d recommend being careful from now on. Something tells me things will only get worse from here, especially since I dropped off materials before I accidentally ended up here awhile ago. (Wizardmon remembers Tapirmon) Oh, there was that strange mammal digimon I saw today!

Coraline: Who?

Wizardmon: A small tusked Digimon with a metal helmet, although I first saw him as Monochromon. (Bearmon, who was eavesdropping on the conversation, runs in the room with excitement)

Bearmon: That’s Tapirmon! How is he?

Wizardmon: He seems to have grown fond of the forest. Good luck finding him, though. (Wizardmon gets off of the couch and uses his staff like a cane. Wizardmon notices half of the Mystery Tamers, specifically Dipper, Lili, Wybie and Neil were giving him odd looks) Understandable.

Bearmon: So, bestest buddy ever, what should we have for dinner tonight?

Coraline: Stan said it was breakfast for dinner tonight.

Wizardmon: Got any lox and bagels?

Bearmon: That’s my favorite! (The Mystery Tamers hear Stan yelling “Dinner is served!” and the kids brought Wizardmon to the kitchen table)

Stan: I take it Bearmon only wants one lox covered bagel this time?

Bearmon: Give the other one to our new friend. (Stan begrudgingly gave Wizardmon the lox covered bagel. Wizardmon thinks about what Bearmon just said)

Wizardmon: Friend? (Wizardmon begins eating the lox covered bagel and greatly enjoying it. Wizardmon makes a huge smile) I guess I had a good day after all.

To Lights, Camera, Action!