Fan:Lights, Camera, Action! (Digimon Mystery Episode 7)

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To A Day in the Life of Wizardmon

Opening Narration
Narrator: During Wizardmon’s little misadventure, he stumbled upon a brief conversation between Stan and Mabel. The latter got the leading role in a play of Stan’s creation called “The Werewolf of Fisher Street”. It used to belong to Wendy, but her “disappearance” meant Mabel needed to take the role. Can she be the best actress in Gravity Falls? Who knows, but she is probably very excited about it.

Part One
(The scene is Mabel and Dipper’s room, where Mabel is rehearsing her lines with Lunamon.)

Mabel: (Mabel clears her throat) I’m telling you, Lawrence, I saw a werewolf last night! No no, that’s not frustrated sounding enough... I’m telling you, Lawrence, I saw a werewolf last night! Why don’t you believe me?! (Mabel turns to Lunamon, who is holding a script) How was that, Lunamon?

Lunamon: Definitely better than last time, Mabel, although I think you should sound a bit louder to emphasize your frustration.

Mabel: Just think, when the play is over, all the boys will be wanting my autograph! Next stop, Broadway!

Lunamon: What’s Broadway?

Mabel: It’s this place in New York City with all of these theaters where people perform plays and musicals. Oh, I can’t wait to go there someday! It would be great if you came with me to Broadway.

Lunamon: It sounds like a wonderful place. (Mabel starts getting excited but then getting a little upset) What’s wrong?

Mabel: Ever since Wendy vanished, Dipper hasn’t talked to me as often. Then there’s Candy and Brenda not being around.

Lunamon: Who were they again?

Mabel: They were my friends before I met Coraline and the others. When reality got tampered with, they disappeared. Every time I think about them and Dipper, I get upset.

Lunamon: Maybe seeing you do well in this play will cheer Dipper up a little.

Mabel: I hope you’re right, Lunamon. (Mabel hears knocking on the door and opens it. Dipper and Kotemon walk into the room and Dipper sits on his bed, too upset to pay any attention to anything)

Kotemon: He’s upset about Wendy again.

Mabel: I can see that, Kotemon. (Mabel sits beside Dipper) Don’t worry, Dipper. She’s probably alive.

Dipper: I hope so, because I keep losing hope. Every theory regarding where that flash of light might’ve taken her was wrong, Ford has no clue what he can do to help for some reason, and Eyesmon and Gideon are probably going to make some kind of scheme that keeps us from finding her. (Stan walks into the room with Gabumon behind him reading a script) Hey, Stan. Hey, Gabumon.

Stan: Listen, Dipper, we need to talk. I know we already had this discussion, but Wendy wouldn’t want you obsessing over her absence like this. With any luck, we’ll find her.

Dipper: We looked everywhere. Where could she be? (Mabel looks outside and notices that a strange, sophisticated looking gentleman was entering the theater connected to the Mystery Shack)

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! Someone is breaking into the theater! (Stan looks outside and sees the gentleman entering the building)

Stan: Thanks for telling me! (Stan, Gabumon, Mabel and Lunamon run out of the Mystery Shack and enter the theater) Hey! You’re trespassing! Get out! (The gentleman turns around)

Gentleman: Oh, I’m quite sorry about that. I just happen to find your theater fascinating, really. (Stan notices the rather wealthy look the man has, implying he has tons of cash)

Stan: Oh, well, if you want to see a performance, you’ll have to wait a few days. Oh, and it’ll be $59.99 for a ticket.

Gentleman: That’s awfully expensive for a ticket, don’t you think?

Stan: Our actors are the best of the best, hence the high price!

Gentleman: Well, if that’s the case, then perhaps an introduction and a business deal are in order. My name is Chris A. Liss. I work for a company called “ShowTech”, and we’re getting our new streaming service ready and we need some original content. (Chris A. Liss turns on his phone and accesses a website called ShowTech)

Stan: Streaming service?

Chris A. Liss: It’s what’s new and cool nowadays. In other words, tons of people will be giving you tons of cash. (Chris A. Liss gives Stan his business card) So, how about it? You’d be a millionaire practically overnight if you say yes.

Stan: You bet! Is there a contract?! (Chris A. Liss takes out a piece of paper from his pocket)

Chris A. Liss: Just sign here at the bottom. (Stan signs his name at the bottom) There. Now, we’ll be sending a cameraman to the theater to record the play and we’ll upload it to the streaming service. You’ll be getting a chunk of the profits within a week. Oh, and seeing as the theater needs some decorations, I recommend cherry blossom trees. We’ll provide you with some artificial ones soon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my car is over there. (Chris A. Liss enters his car and lowers a car window) We’ll be in touch! (Chris A. Liss drives off)

Stan: Yes! We’re going to be millionaires! Now listen up, Mabel! When it’s time for the show to start, I expect you to do your absolute best! Our wallets are counting on it! Got it?

Mabel: You bet, Grunkle Stan! (Lunamon hovers toward Mabel)

Lunamon: That Chris A. Liss sure left in a hurry.

Mabel: You’re right. Oh well. We’re going to be famous! (Mabel, Stan and Lunamon start celebrating) What do you think, Dipper? (Mabel looks toward where she thought Dipper was, only to remember that Dipper wasn’t there. Mabel becomes upset again. The scene transitions to Gideon’s mansion, where several of his digimon appear to be cleaning up a large mess)

Roachmon: I still can’t believe Eyesmon’s temper tantrums are worse than Gideon’s. (Gorillamon, who is currently cleaning up a broken portrait, turns toward Roachmon)

Gorillamon: You look scared, Roachmon.

Roachmon: That’s because Gideon’s tantrums were already bad enough! I don’t want to be on the receiving end of either of their wraths if you know what I mean! (Chris A. Liss enter the mansion foyer and turns into Chrysalimon. Eyesmon, Gideon, Hookmon and Witchmon enter the foyer seemingly conversing about something. Eyesmon turns toward Chrysalimon as Roachmon hides behind Gorillamon)

Eyesmon: Oh, you’re back! I take it Stan bought the ruse hook, line, and sinker?

Chrysalimon: Oh, trust me, Mr. Eyesmon, the deception couldn’t have been more magnificent. Before long, whatever new digimon you and Gideon intend on unleashing on those pitiful little brats will crush the lot of them flat.

Eyesmon: Who says it’s the brats we will be targeting this time? (The entire room falls silent) Gideon, I’ve been thinking lately and your methods are all wrong. All this time, we’ve been targeting the Mystery Kids when it’s the town itself we should be seeking to destroy.

Hookmon: Mystery Kids?

Eyesmon: Yes, I called them the Mystery Kids. That’s what they were before they arrived in this “town” and had it changed to Mystery Tamers. Let’s just say I’ve been doing my research on the situation. This is also why I think a promotion is in order. Well, technically speaking, that promotion already happened, but I’d like to make it official. Witchmon, you are now my personal assistant!

Witchmon: Why thank you! (Hookmon becomes confused)

Hookmon: When did this start?!

Witchmon: Since the Sethmon incident with that traitor Wizardmon.

Eyesmon: Even as a traitor, I’ve recently found a use for him. One of my other selves is keeping track of his movements. He’ll lead me right to where I need to go. (Gideon begins getting suspicious of Eyesmon)

Gideon: Wait. How much do you know about what’s going on?

Eyesmon: Now, how’s the future ruler of the Digital World supposed to take control if he drives me away? Remember that I’m the one who’s personally advising you on this “take control of the the Digi-World” subject. Without me, you will never achieve your goals and the more you ask questions like that, the less help from me you’re going to get. Got it? (Gideon slowly nods his head, still suspicious of Eyesmon) Good! Get the plastic cherry blossom tree and the Digital Forger ready! This next digimon is going to be a showstopper! (Gideon gets out the Digital Forger and the plastic cherry blossom tree and uses the Digital Forger on it. An aura covers the tree as it begins taking a bizarre shape) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (The scene transition to the Mystery Shack, where Wizardmon and Magnamon are talking to each other)

Magnamon: Takes this device. (Magnamon gives Wizardmon a strange device) That is a tracking device that also functions as a phone. I know it seems extreme, but Ford thinks that you can’t be trusted.

Wizardmon: I understand. Not everyone fully believed me when I said I turned a new leaf.

Magnamon: I happen to be one of them. However, this is your chance to prove yourself, now let’s go and find Tapirmon. He might know a thing or two about what’s really going on here. (Coraline, Bearmon, Lunamon and Mabel walk up to Wizardmon)

Coraline: Make sure you find Tapirmon soon, Wizardmon. We’ll need all the help we can get to take down Eyesmon and Gideon, and if Tapirmon can digivolve into something powerful like Monochromon, then he’d be a good friend to have.

Magnamon: I’ll also be accompanying Wizardmon to make sure you don’t backstab us. Me, coupled with the tracking device, should ensure his loyalty.

Wizardmon: I won’t betray any of you.

Magnamon: Good. Now let’s go. (Wizardmon ventures with Magnamon into the forest. Mabel looks toward Coraline)

Coraline: Oh, what’s up, Mabel?

Bearmon: You look upset.

Mabel: I feel like I have a lot on my mind right now. Dipper is still upset over Wendy, I have a play to rehearse for and Gideon and Eyesmon could strike at any moment. There’s just so much I have to think about, but it’s Dipper I’m worried about the most. (Lunamon begins patting Mabel on the back to help her feel better)

Coraline: If we’re lucky, then that light probably teleported her somewhere. You know, thinking about it, something else has been bothering me.

Mabel: Like what?

Coraline: Well, for one thing, doesn’t it seem strange that when we fight some digimon, those pocket dimensions appear? If Dipper weren’t in such a rut, I’d be asking him and Wybie about this, and Wybie is too focused on training with Zubamon.

Mabel: What about Ford? Ask him about it.

Coraline: That’s part of the problem. It seems like most of the adults are almost completely useless around here. How many times have the Diginauts gone investigating the town only to find nothing? Also, when is Ford going to help Agatha? We have to get to the bottom of this, because I’m beginning to get frustrated.

Bearmon: Don’t worry, bestest buddy! We’ll get to the root of the problem. (A mysterious wave of data envelopes the town and the surrounding forest. All of the trees surrounding the town turned into cherry blossom trees. Coraline, Lunamon and Bearmon realize what is happening but Mabel is staring at the cherry blossom trees) What the heck?!

Coraline: This sort of stuff only happens when we enter pocket dimensions! Gideon and Eyesmon must’ve made another digimon! Bearmon, get the others and alert Ford! (Bearmon nods and runs further into the Mystery Shack) Mabel, you— (Coraline notices Mabel is still staring at the cherry blossom trees) Huh? Mabel, pay attention! (Mabel begins geeking out over the cherry blossom trees)

Mabel: OMG! Everything is pretty!! (Mabel runs outside. Lunamon facepalms)

Part Two
(The scene is outside of the Mystery Shack, where the Mystery Tamers are busy observing the cherry blossom trees)

Coraline: Mabel!

Lunamon: Pay attention! There’s another evil digimon roaming around! You can’t afford to be silly!

Mabel: Everything is pretty now! I can’t help it!

Coraline: Well, when it comes to the trees, you’re not wrong, but we should be careful. (Coraline looks around and notices how peaceful things became. She smells the scent of the cherry blossoms) Well, I suppose everyone could relax for about an hour. I was having a stressful day, anyway. (Bearmon returned with the entire team, Dipper and Kotemon included) Good, you’re all here.

Raz: Woah! Look at all the trees!

Muchomon: No kidding! It’s like a garden out here now!

Lili: Hmm… (Lili begins getting annoyed) The trees keep whispering to feed them nachos every second for some reason and it’s ticking me off. Coronamon, can you burn a few of these trees for me? (Mabel suddenly becomes alert)

Mabel: NOOOOO!!!! (Mabel runs toward Lili) The trees are too precious! Don’t burn them!

Lili: Fine. (Stan and Gabumon exit the Mystery Shack)

Stan: What the heck?! What happened to the forest?!

Bearmon: We’re in one of those pocket dimensions again.

Gabumon: At least this one looks pretty.

Stan: Who cares if it’s pretty! It means Gideon has another one of his evil digimon on the loose! We can’t just stand here! He’ll ruin the play! Coraline, you and the others are on guard duty!

Coraline: Wait, what? I kind of thought you’d cancel the show.

Stan: After I made that deal with Chris A. Liss, there’s no way I’m letting our chance at stardom go to waste! As for you, Mabel, you’re going to rehearse for the play! Quit playing near the trees and start reading your script! We’ll be starting “The Werewolf of Fisher Street” in a few days! (Mabel suddenly becomes alert and rushes inside of the Mystery Shack. Lunamon follows her) Everyone, get ready to guard this place! It could get dangerous in the coming days! (The scene cuts to the basement of Gideon’s Mansion, where Eyesmon and Witchmon are currently having a discussion as they head downstairs)

Witchmon: Seeing as I’m your personal assistant now, does that mean I get to know things Gideon doesn’t?

Eyesmon: Oh, you won’t have to worry about a thing, Witchmon. You’ll learn plenty, but only if I feel like telling you anything, so no backstabbing! Got it?

Witchmon: Understood.

Eyesmon: Good. These computers you see here allow me to see everything that goes on in and around the mansion. Of course, they have another purpose. There’s a tracking device in Wizardmon’s staff incorporated into its data that I planted as he was resting at the Mystery Shack. These computers are watching his every moves so long as he is holding it.

Witchmon: Impressive.

Eyesmon: He might not know it, but he’s still useful to me. (Witchmon becomes surprised)

Witchmon: Hold on. Can you explain what’s going on? How exactly is Wizardmon useful to you? He’s an enemy now! If you ask me, you should’ve destroyed him the instant you snuck into the Mystery Shack!

Eyesmon: I knew there was a strong likelihood he’d betray us, but it was all a matter of when he did so. If he backstabbed us before those brats arrived, I’d have you feed him to me, but seeing as he escaped, this made for a nice plan B. Of course, you already knew about the first part, but that’s besides the point. There’s something in town I need him to find for me, something very important to my plan.

Witchmon: But with the Mystery Tamers and any of their new digimon friends, whatever Wizardmon finds we can’t retrieve. Can’t you just send someone else to look for it?

Eyesmon: Gideon must never know about this thing I’m looking for. You see, if he found out about it, he’d never agree to help, and considering how loyal to Gideon everyone else is, we can’t afford to have tattletales spoiling the fun, so be a good assistant and keep this from him. Got it?

Witchmon: I get it. (Witchmon notices a mysterious machine in the back of the room) What’s that? (Eyesmon becomes startled)

Eyesmon: Oh, uh, pay no attention to that machine. Once I find that thing I’ve been looking for, I’ll tell you more about it. Oh, and don’t tell Gideon about the machine. It’s a surprise. Trust me, Witchmon, you and I are going to enjoy how great this plan will be. Now, about why I brought you down here. Chrysalimon needs someone to monitor the stage so that our new friend can have some fun. As soon as the stage is set, you give him the order to strike.

Witchmon: I like that plan. I take it we’ll be needing Chrysalimon again?

Eyesmon: Of course, Witchmon! He’s a vital piece of the puzzle. Besides, I was thinking of including him in our little gang for kicks. Oh, and one more thing. We’ll be needing to wait a few days for the big show over by the Mystery Shack to begin. You know what that means, don’t you?

Witchmon: What?

Eyesmon: If I know those Mystery “Tamers”, then this show will be making them go through the corniest thing possible: an 80’s training montage! (A screensaver on one of the basement computers activates, revealing a triangle with a top hat and cane. The scene transitions to various scenes in the 80’s montage that take place over the course of a few days. The 80’s montage takes place at the Mystery Shack, where various things happen, mostly Mabel rehearsing for the play, while 80’s-style music is playing. The first scene shows Mabel rehearsing for the play while Lili makes Coronamon try and burn some of the cherry trees again, making Mabel tackle Coronamon to the ground. The second scene shows Raz and Muchomon showing off and accidentally breaking a window, upsetting Stan and making Muchomon point toward Raz as if to blame him for the accident. The third scene shows Mabel trying to rehearse for the play again and notices Dipper and Kotemon. Mabel gives Dipper a donut out of a box Soos let Mabel hold and Dipper smiled. The fourth scene shows Mabel and Lunamon talking to Agatha on the lilac-colored Digi-Phone, put the Digi-Phone in front of a mirror and took a silly photo together, accidentally making it so that the Digi-Phone now belonged to Agatha. The fifth scene shows Gideon walking through his mansion and observing Eyesmon, Witchmon and Chrysalimon chatting and becoming somewhat suspicious before dismissing it as nothing. The sixth scene shows Norman looking at Vi-Elecmon’s drawings and being confused by them. The seventh scene shows Stan and Chris A. Liss talking as cherry blossom trees are being placed in the theater only for Ludomon and Muchomon to observe Chris A. Liss with suspicion. The final shows Mabel rehearsing her lines with Lunamon without a script, showing that she was ready for when the play would begin)

Lunamon: So, you think you’re ready?

Mabel: I’m all set!

Lunamon: Good! Let’s wait for tomorrow! (The scene cuts to tomorrow night, when the play is going to start. Mabel is in a costume looking behind the curtain watching Dipper. Gabumon and Lunamon approach her)

Mabel: You think this will cheer Dipper up?

Lunamon: You can do this, Mabel.

Gabumon: I hate to be a pessimist, but I’m not so sure. Wendy meant a lot him. She was a good friend. Mabel, I want you to do something for me.

Mabel: What?

Gabumon: Prove me wrong. (The scene transitions to outside of the theater. Coraline is fixing her hair while some of the other Mystery Tamers, with the exception of Raz, Lili and their digimon, venture inside to watch the show)

Coraline: Raz, Lili, I need you two to do something for me. (Raz, Muchomon, Coronamon and Lili turn toward Coraline)

Raz: What’s up, Coraline?

Coraline: I know Gideon’s henchmen haven’t struck in awhile, but we need security just in case they do.

Muchomon: I like that idea, especially since I’ve begun to think Chris A. Liss is up to something!

Raz: You know, you have a point. I tried reading his mind once and nothing happened. It’s like trying to break through diamond. It just makes him even more suspicious. (A disguised Witchmon, Chrysalimon and one other being sneak into the theater) Wait, I heard something! (Raz rushes into the theater and finds dozens of people seating themselves ready to watch a performance. Magnamon and Wizardmon exit the forest near the theater, with Magnamon holding a big box) Oh, Magnamon and Wizardmon are back! (Everyone rushes toward Magnamon and Wizardmon) Listen, we need your help.

Magmamon: Not right now, Raz. We have something valuable that took days to find. (Wizardmon notices the cherry blossoms)

Wizardmon: Uh oh.

Coraline: What’s wrong?

Wizardmon: You’re all in danger and it’s all my fault!

Coraline: What happened, shorty?

Wizardmon: One of the things I stole for Gideon was a plastic cherry blossom tree! He must’ve used it to make a digimon! I knew we should’ve entered the pocket dimension as soon as it appeared!

Lili: Well thanks, Captain Obvious! We totally couldn’t have figured it out on our own!

Wizardmon: Did anyone get attacked by it?

Raz: No, but there was this suspicious “Chris A. Liss” guy who showed up to record—

Wizardmon: Wait. Did you say “Chris A. Liss”? (Wizardmon facepalms) That has to be Chrysalimon! He’s another one of Gideon’s goons! He can shapeshift into a human being. (Wizardmon sees the theater) What’s going on in there?

Coraline: The play Mabel is in is about to start!

Magnamon: I will go and search for the villain! You warn Mabel and anyone else in that theater! Chrysalimon could be anywhere! Get in there and save your friends! (The scene transitions to backstage, where Mabel is rehearsing her lines one last time before the show starts)

Mabel: Okay, I’m ready for this.

Lunamon: Just think about making Dipper happy. (The scene transitions to the audience, where Witchmon, dressed as a camerawoman, takes out a walkie-talkie)

Witchmon: Broomstick to Kabuki Mask, the show is about to start.

???: Understood. Time to steal the show! (The lights dim and the curtains open and reveal a strange, plant-like digimon that jumped down from above the stage, confusing Mabel) Hello, everyone! (Everyone looks at the plant Digimon with confusion. Stan furiously stomps onto the stage)

Stan: Hey! Get off the stage! (The plant digimon flings Stan against a wall, knocking him out)

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! (Gabumon shows up and gets ready for a fight)

???: Sorry, old man, but I’ll be directing the course of events from now on. (The plant digimon creates pollen from the trees in the theater and brainwash the audience. Mabel and Lunamon rush out to save the show, her friends and the innocent audience)

Mabel: You’re ruining the show, you bully!

Lunamon: Leave them alone!

Kabukimon: Sorry, but this show and its audience belong to me! I’m Kabukimon, and I’m here to play the role of your demise! Lights, camera, action!! (Kabukimon gets into a fighting stance)

Part Three
(The scene is inside the theater, where Kabukimon is about to fight Mabel, Lunamon and Gabumon)

Kabukimon: Ah, combat is so magnificent! I love slapstick comedy! (Kabukimon waves his arms and influences the brainwashed audience to fight each other)

More to be added.