Fan:A Day in the Life of Wizardmon (Digimon Mystery Episode 6)

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Opening Narration
Narrator: Every good hero tends to have a villain that fits them best. The Mystery Tamers have Gideon and his henchman as villains, and they are each villainous in their own special ways. But, there is one who treats being a villain more like a job than the others, and that would be Wizardmon. He’s always such a busy digimon, always stealing things for Gideon. What would a day in his shoes be like? Let’s find out...

Part One
(The scene is in a bedroom in the Gleeful Mansion, where Wizardmon is waking up to a loud ringing sound)

Wizardmon: (Wizardmon wakes up to the sound of his clock making a ringing noise. He turns the alarm off, slowly gets out of bed and stumbles toward the door leading to a hallway. Wizardmon walks past a tired Witchmon who just got out of her room) Morning, Witchmon. (Witchmon rudely ignores him and walks down the hall) Typical. (Wizardmon and Witchmon head downstairs to the study where Gideon is impatiently pacing back and forth while Fangmon growls at Wizardmon) What’s the problem, boss?

Gideon: We need to talk, Wizardmon.

Witchmon: Looks like someone is in deep trouble.

Gideon: So are you, Witchmon, now sit down and listen up! (Wizardmon and Witchmon sit down on some nearby chairs) Roachmon told me that you mentioned me, Wizardmon.

Wizardmon: How did that happen?

Gideon: Because Roachmon knows telepathy! Those kids were not supposed to know I was your boss! Now, thanks to your big mouth, they’re probably thinking of a plan to stop me! I can’t take control of the Digi-World with those fools making a mess of things, Wizardmon! Another slip up like that and you’ll be fed to Eyesmon! As for you, Witchmon, I know you didn’t return to the fight to take that moth photo back!

Witchmon: And risk getting flattened or stabbed by two giant lizards? If there’s one thing I’m not, it’s stupid. (Hookmon walks into the room)

Hookmon: Perhaps, but behavior like that always gets me steamed, so don’t do it again, or you’ll have me and Gideon making you both walk the plank!

Gideon: Don’t interrupt!

Hookmon: Sorry, Captain!

Gideon: Stop calling me that! (Gideon looks toward Witchmon and Wizardmon and tries to calm down) Witchmon, go back to making strategies, preferably ones that actually work! Wizardmon, go and collect things from the town. We need all of the materials we can get. I will rule the Digital World just as soon as we crush those kids! Nobody is going to stop me! Now get moving!

Wizardmon: In other words, you just ordered me to do what I’ve been doing practically this whole time?

Gideon: Yes, because it’s all you’re good for! Now go! (Wizardmon and Witchmon are thrown out of the study. Wizardmon looks over at Roachmon, who was nervously overhearing Gideon’s yelling at the time)

Wizardmon: What are you looking at, bug?

Roachmon: A loser. But to be honest with you, I think I’m a bigger loser than you. At least you’re braver than me when Gideon gets mad.

Wizardmon: Well, considering you’re a cockroach, I should’ve expected as much. (Roachmon gets offended and flies off. Witchmon ventures down the hall while Wizardmon heads to the ballroom where Chrysalimon and Gorillamon are having a debate about something) Excuse me, Gorillamon, but I was wondering if I could ask you something.

Gorillamon: It will have to wait, Wizardmon! This pint-sized computer bug thinks he’s better than me!

Chrysalimon: Actually, I think you’ll find that I am better than you in every way. My combat capabilities far exceed the rest of Gideon’s minions. If you wish to spar with me, I’ll gladly settle this debate once and for all.

Gorillamon: Oh, this is gonna be good! Let’s rock! (Chrysalimon and Gorillamon get ready to fight while Wizardmon walks over toward Diatrymon)

Wizardmon: Diatrymon, I need your help.

Diatrymon: Oh? What is it, shorty? I’m looking for Hookmon, so buzz off! (Diatrymon walks away, leaving an angry Wizardmon impatiently clenching a fist)

Wizardmon: I hate this job. Nobody gives me any respect! (Wizardmon furiously walks out of the ballroom and heads for the kitchen. Wizardmon heads to one of the refrigerators to look for leftovers to eat) Let’s see. Where’s the lox and bagels? (Wizardmon looks through the refrigerator but finds nothing) Cereal it is, then. There goes my plans for breakfast. (Witchmon walks into the kitchen)

Witchmon: Looking for bagels again?

Wizardmon: You know me too well, Witchmon. My day hasn’t exactly been going well.

Witchmon: I’ve been meaning to talk to you.

Wizardmon: About what?

Witchmon: I’ve been having the tactician’s equivalent to writer’s block, so I figured that I would tag along with you today.

Wizardmon: You know, you’re usually not very nice to me. What’s the occasion?

Witchmon: I figured I’d go easy on you. (Witchmon gets cereal boxes out for herself and Wizardmon) Ultra Oats or Super Flakes?

Wizardmon: I guess I’ll have Ultra Oats. (Witchmon and Wizardmon eat Ultra Oats) I found out that there’s a Feudal Japan exhibit in the museum. They have a kabuki mask on display that’s ripe for the taking. I’ll stop there first.

Witchmon: Actually, why not just take a trip to a toy store and save yourself the trouble?

Wizardmon: Oh. That’s a good idea, though I do have to look for my wand before I head out. I keep misplacing it. Wait right here. (Wizardmon heads out of the kitchen as Witchmon chuckles to herself, staring at Wizardmon in a sneaky, scheming way. Wizardmon stumbles upon his wand near a door and grabs it, but notices that the door is slightly opened. Wizardmon, curious about what was behind the door, opens it completely, revealing a path to the basement) Perhaps I can learn a thing or two about Eyesmon down. That pint-sized creature must have something interesting planned. (Wizardmon slowly heads down as he hears footsteps close behind him) Huh? (Witchmon catches up to him)

Witchmon: Why are you heading down the basement?! This is Eyesmon’s lair! Only people who fail too much end up as dinner down there!

Wizardmon: Relax, Witchmon. All I want to do is see what Eyesmon has down here. Besides. When has Eyesmon or Gideon followed through with that warning, anyway? (Wizardmon begins hearing strange noises as he and Witchmon start reaching the bottom. Wizardmon becomes shocked after reaching the bottom) What the heck is this!? (Wizardmon sees hundreds of Eyesmon on computers typing all sorts of codes into them. Wizardmon and Witchmon slowly walk through the Eyesmon until they eventually find a computer with no Eyesmon using it. Wizardmon reads the message on the screen that says “Analogman”) Analogman?

???: Well, what do you know? Looks like you two got a bit adventurous. (Witchmon and Wizardmon turn around and see Eyesmon behind them)

Eyesmon: So, how do you like my headquarters? You know, only Gideon is actually allowed down here, and even he never saw “Analogman”.

Wizardmon: Would you happen to know who that is? And what’s with all the clones of you?

Eyesmon: That’s pretty neat, ain’t it? What you’ve seen all this time is my “Scatter Mode”, and I’ve made my copies work on something in the basement. As for Analogman, I’m not telling. (Eyesmon chuckles) It’s my little secret.

Witchmon: Don’t you think we should leave? We have a job to do.

Wizardmon: Correction. I have a job to do and you wanted to join me on it.

Eyesmon: Oh, by all means, do your job. I wouldn’t want to make you two get in trouble with Gideon. You know how loud he is, after all. In all seriousness, please leave. Neither one of you were meant to be here. Get out! (Wizardmon opens a portal leading to a toy store and Wizardmon jumps through it. Witchmon looks at Eyesmon and they each give each other sinister grins) Keep an eye on him, Witchmon. If he steps out of line, you know what to do. (Eyesmon starts drooling in hunger)

Witchmon: Gladly. (Witchmon enters the portal. Eyesmon starts cackling. The scene transitions to the toy store, where Wizardmon and Witchmon are looking for things to turn into digimon)

Wizardmon: (Wizardmon patiently waits for Witchmon to arrive. She arrives as the portal closes) What took you?

Witchmon: Had to adjust my hat. The sooner we get those toys the better. Being in this store makes me want to crush those digimon and their human friends even more. (Wizardmon starts looking around for things to steal. He notices a dollhouse with a plastic cherry blossom tree and takes it. Wizardmon looks toward Witchmon)

Wizardmon: So, do you intend to help or not?

Witchmon: I’d like to see what you’d pick first. You really think the dollhouse is necessary? Gideon would just toss it against a wall. (Wizardmon rolls his eyes and puts the dollhouse down, but holds the toy cherry blossom tree) The tree might work. (Wizardmon heads to the action figure section. Wizardmon looks around and finds a tylosaurus figurine)

Wizardmon: Not bad. This will do. (Wizardmon begins looking through the plush toy section and notices a bull plush toy and grabs it. Witchmon tries to be inconspicuous as she follows Wizardmon) What’s up with you?

Witchmon: Oh, nothing. (Witchmon picks up a chameleon plushie without Wizardmon noticing) So, have any ideas for another thing to take?

Wizardmon: Hmm... (Wizardmon thinks for a moment. He notices a small sunfish toy) Alright, I’ll take this. Okay, Witchmon, let’s go back to the mansion. (Wizardmon takes the sunfish toy and brings everything he took with him through a portal leading back to the Gleeful Mansion. However, while the items make it to the mansion, Wizardmon does not. Instead, he ends up in a parking lot as the portal behind him closed) Huh?! But how?! My portal malfunctioned?! Where am I?! (Wizardmon look around until he spots a sign reading “Mystery Shack”) What?! (Wizardmon facepalms)

Part Two
(The scene is at the Mystery Shack, where Wizardmon begins wondering what he should do)

Wizardmon: I’m at the enemy headquarters. Those kids are going to use their digimon to tear me to shreds if they spot me. Half of their digimon can digivolve into Champion, not to mention they have that Agumon Witchmon told me about, so I can’t exactly fight against them on my own. Without the Digital Forger to make some helpers with, I’m as good as dead. (Wizardmon begins thinking but then gets an idea) Perhaps spying on them will let me learn their weaknesses! Witchmon might be the strategist, but that doesn’t mean I can’t come up with an idea or two. (Wizardmon notices two people, Neil and Ludomon, walking out of back door to the Mystery Shack. Wizardmon hides behind a truck that was parked nearby. Neil sits on the ground with a sad look on his face)

Neil: Do you ever think we’ll be doing anything important, Ludomon?

Ludomon: Well, I’m sure we’ll get our chance in the limelight. Judging from the look on your face, a checkers game probably won’t make you feel better, huh? (Neil slowly nods his head)

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