Fan:Lights, Camera, Action! (Digimon Mystery Episode 7)

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To A Day in the Life of Wizardmon

Opening Narration
Narrator: During Wizardmon’s little misadventure, he stumbled upon a brief conversation between Stan and Mabel. The latter got the leading role in a play of Stan’s creation called “The Werewolf of Fisher Street”. It used to belong to Wendy, but her “disappearance” meant Mabel needed to take the role. Can she be the best actress in Gravity Falls? Who knows, but she is probably very excited about it.

Part One
(The scene is Mabel and Dipper’s room, where Mabel is rehearsing her lines with Lunamon.)

Mabel: (Mabel clears her throat) I’m telling you, Lawrence, I saw a werewolf last night! No no, that’s not frustrated sounding enough... I’m telling you, Lawrence, I saw a werewolf last night! Why don’t you believe me?! (Mabel turns to Lunamon, who is holding a script) How was that, Lunamon?

Lunamon: Definitely better than last time, Mabel, although I think you should sound a bit louder to emphasize your frustration.

Mabel: Just think, when the play is over, all the boys will be wanting my autograph! Next stop, Broadway!

Lunamon: What’s Broadway?

Mabel: It’s this place in New York City with all of these theaters where people perform plays and musicals. Oh, I can’t wait to go there someday! It would be great if you came with me to Broadway.

Lunamon: It sounds like a wonderful place. (Mabel starts getting excited but then getting a little upset) What’s wrong?

Mabel: Ever since Wendy vanished, Dipper hasn’t talked to me as often. Then there’s Candy and Brenda not being around.

Lunamon: Who were they again?

Mabel: They were my friends before I met Coraline and the others. When reality got tampered with, they disappeared. Every time I think about them and Dipper, I get upset.

Lunamon: Maybe seeing you do well in this play will cheer Dipper up a little.

Mabel: I hope you’re right, Lunamon. (Mabel hears knocking on the door and opens it. Dipper and Kotemon walk into the room and Dipper sits on his bed, too upset to pay any attention to anything)

Kotemon: He’s upset about Wendy again.

Mabel: I can see that, Kotemon. (Mabel sits beside Dipper) Don’t worry, Dipper. She’s probably alive.

Dipper: I hope so, because I keep losing hope. Every theory regarding where that flash of light might’ve taken her was wrong, Ford has no clue what he can do to help for some reason, and Eyesmon and Gideon are probably going to make some kind of scheme that keeps us from finding her. (Stan walks into the room with Gabumon behind him reading a script) Hey, Stan. Hey, Gabumon.

Stan: Listen, Dipper, we need to talk. I know we already had this discussion, but Wendy wouldn’t want you obsessing over her absence like this. With any luck, we’ll find her.

Dipper: We looked everywhere. Where could she be? (Mabel looks outside and notices that a strange, sophisticated looking gentleman was entering the theater connected to the Mystery Shack)

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! Someone is breaking into the theater! (Stan looks outside and sees the gentleman entering the building)

Stan: Thanks for telling me! (Stan, Gabumon, Mabel and Lunamon run out of the Mystery Shack and enter the theater) Hey! You’re trespassing! Get out! (The gentleman turns around)

Gentleman: Oh, I’m quite sorry about that. I just happen to find your theater fascinating, really. (Stan notices the rather wealthy look the man has, implying he has tons of cash)

Stan: Oh, well, if you want to see a performance, you’ll have to wait a few days. Oh, and it’ll be $59.99 for a ticket.

Gentleman: That’s awfully expensive for a ticket, don’t you think?

Stan: Our actors are the best of the best, hence the high price!

Gentleman: Well, if that’s the case, then perhaps an introduction and a business deal are in order. My name is Chris A. Liss. I work for a company called “ShowTech”, and we’re getting our new streaming service ready and we need some original content. (Chris A. Liss turns on his phone and accesses a website called ShowTech)

Stan: Streaming service?

Chris A. Liss: It’s what’s new and cool nowadays. In other words, tons of people will be giving you tons of cash. (Chris A. Liss gives Stan his business card) So, how about it? You’d be a millionaire practically overnight if you say yes.

Stan: You bet! Is there a contract?! (Chris A. Liss takes out a piece of paper from his pocket)

Chris A. Liss: Just sign here at the bottom. (Stan signs his name at the bottom) There. Now, we’ll be sending a cameraman to the theater to record the play and we’ll upload it to the streaming service. You’ll be getting a chunk of the profits within a week. Oh, and seeing as the theater needs some decorations, I recommend cherry blossom trees. We’ll provide you with some artificial ones soon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my car is over there. (Chris A. Liss enters his car and lowers a car window) We’ll be in touch! (Chris A. Liss drives off)

Stan: Yes! We’re going to be millionaires! Now listen up, Mabel! When it’s time for the show to start, I expect you to do your absolute best! Our wallets are counting on it! Got it?

Mabel: You bet, Grunkle Stan! (Lunamon hovers toward Mabel)

Lunamon: That Chris A. Liss sure left in a hurry.

Mabel: You’re right. Oh well. We’re going to be famous! (Mabel, Stan and Lunamon start celebrating) What do you think, Dipper? (Mabel looks toward where she thought Dipper was, only to remember that Dipper wasn’t there. Mabel becomes upset again. The scene transitions to Gideon’s mansion, where several of his digimon appear to be cleaning up a large mess)

Roachmon: I still can’t believe Eyesmon’s temper tantrums are worse than Gideon’s. (Gorillamon, who is currently cleaning up a broken portrait, turns toward Roachmon)

Gorillamon: You look scared, Roachmon.

Roachmon: That’s because Gideon’s tantrums were already bad enough! I don’t want to be on the receiving end of either of their wraths if you know what I mean! (Chris A. Liss enter the mansion foyer and turns into Chrysalimon. Eyesmon, Gideon, Hookmon and Witchmon enter the foyer seemingly conversing about something. Eyesmon turns toward Chrysalimon as Roachmon hides behind Gorillamon)

Eyesmon: Oh, you’re back! I take it Stan bought the ruse hook, line, and sinker?

Chrysalimon: Oh, trust me, Mr. Eyesmon, the deception couldn’t have been more magnificent. Before long, whatever new digimon you and Gideon intend on unleashing on those pitiful little brats will crush the lot of them flat.

Eyesmon: Who says it’s the brats we will be targeting this time? (The entire room falls silent) Gideon, I’ve been thinking lately and your methods are all wrong. All this time, we’ve been targeting the Mystery Kids when it’s the town itself we should be seeking to destroy.

Hookmon: Mystery Kids?

Eyesmon: Yes, I called them the Mystery Kids. That’s what they were before they arrived in this “town” and had it changed to Mystery Tamers. Let’s just say I’ve been doing my research on the situation. This is also why I think a promotion is in order. Well, technically speaking, that promotion already happened, but I’d like to make it official. Witchmon, you are now my personal assistant!

Witchmon: Why thank you! (Hookmon becomes confused)

Hookmon: When did this start?!

Witchmon: Since the Sethmon incident with that traitor Wizardmon.

Eyesmon: Even as a traitor, I’ve recently found a use for him. One of my other selves is keeping track of his movements. He’ll lead me right to where I need to go. (Gideon begins getting suspicious of Eyesmon)

Gideon: Wait. How much do you know about what’s going on?

Eyesmon: Now, how’s the future ruler of the Digital World supposed to take control if he drives me away? Remember that I’m the one who’s personally advising you on this “take control of the the Digi-World” subject. Without me, you will never achieve your goals and the more you ask questions like that, the less help from me you’re going to get. Got it? (Gideon slowly nods his head, still suspicious of Eyesmon) Good! Get the plastic cherry blossom tree and the Digital Forger ready! This next digimon is going to be a showstopper! (Gideon gets out the Digital Forger and the plastic cherry blossom tree and uses the Digital Forger on it. An aura covers the tree as it begins taking a bizarre shape) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (The scene transition to the Mystery Shack, where Wizardmon and Magnamon are talking to each other)

Magnamon: Takes this device. (Magnamon gives Wizardmon a strange device) That is a tracking device that also functions as a phone. I know it seems extreme, but Ford thinks that you can’t be trusted.

Wizardmon: I understand. Not everyone fully believed me when I said I turned a new leaf.

Magnamon: I happen to be one of them. However, this is your chance to prove yourself, now let’s go and find Tapirmon. He might know a thing or two about what’s really going on here. (Coraline, Bearmon, Lunamon and Mabel walk up to Wizardmon)

Coraline: Make sure you find Tapirmon soon, Wizardmon. We’ll need all the help we can get to take down Eyesmon and Gideon, and if Tapirmon can digivolve into something powerful like Monochromon, then he’d be a good friend to have.

Magnamon: I’ll also be accompanying Wizardmon to make sure you don’t backstab us. Me, coupled with the tracking device, should ensure his loyalty.

Wizardmon: I won’t betray any of you.

Magnamon: Good. Now let’s go. (Wizardmon ventures with Magnamon into the forest. Mabel looks toward Coraline)

Coraline: Oh, what’s up, Mabel?

Bearmon: You look upset.

Mabel: I feel like I have a lot on my mind right now. Dipper is still upset over Wendy, I have a play to rehearse for and Gideon and Eyesmon could strike at any moment. There’s just so much I have to think about, but it’s Dipper I’m worried about the most. (Lunamon begins patting Mabel on the back to help her feel better)

Coraline: If we’re lucky, then that light probably teleported her somewhere. You know, thinking about it, something else has been bothering me.

Mabel: Like what?

Coraline: Well, for one thing, doesn’t it seem strange that when we fight some digimon, those pocket dimensions appear? If Dipper weren’t in such a rut, I’d be asking him and Wybie about this, and Wybie is too focused on training with Zubamon.

Mabel: What about Ford? Ask him about it.

Coraline: That’s part of the problem. It seems like most of the adults are almost completely useless around here. How many times have the Diginauts gone investigating the town only to find nothing? Also, when is Ford going to help Agatha? We have to get to the bottom of this, because I’m beginning to get frustrated.

Bearmon: Don’t worry, bestest buddy! We’ll get to the root of the problem. (A mysterious wave of data envelopes the town and the surrounding forest. All of the trees surrounding the town turned into cherry blossom trees. Coraline, Lunamon and Bearmon realize what is happening but Mabel is staring at the cherry blossom trees) What the heck?!

Coraline: This sort of stuff only happens when we enter pocket dimensions! Gideon and Eyesmon must’ve made another digimon! Bearmon, get the others and alert Ford! (Bearmon nods and runs further into the Mystery Shack) Mabel, you— (Coraline notices Mabel is still staring at the cherry blossom trees) Huh? Mabel, pay attention! (Mabel begins geeking out over the cherry blossom trees)

Mabel: OMG! Everything is pretty!! (Mabel runs outside. Lunamon facepalms)

Part Two
(The scene is outside of the Mystery Shack, where the Mystery Tamers are busy observing the cherry blossom trees)

Coraline: Mabel!

Lunamon: Pay attention! There’s another evil digimon roaming around! You can’t afford to be silly!

Mabel: Everything is pretty now! I can’t help it!

Coraline: Well, when it comes to the trees, you’re not wrong, but we should be careful. (Coraline looks around and notices how peaceful things became. She smells the scent of the cherry blossoms) Well, I suppose everyone could relax for about an hour. I was having a stressful day, anyway. (Bearmon returned with the entire team, Dipper and Kotemon included) Good, you’re all here.

Raz: Woah! Look at all the trees!

Muchomon: No kidding! It’s like a garden out here now!

Lili: Hmm… (Lili begins getting annoyed) The trees keep whispering to feed them nachos every second for some reason and it’s ticking me off. Coronamon, can you burn a few of these trees for me? (Mabel suddenly becomes alert)

Mabel: NOOOOO!!!! (Mabel runs toward Lili) The trees are too precious! Don’t burn them!

Lili: Fine. (Stan and Gabumon exit the Mystery Shack)

Stan: What the heck?! What happened to the forest?!

Bearmon: We’re in one of those pocket dimensions again.

Gabumon: At least this one looks pretty.

Stan: Who cares if it’s pretty! It means Gideon has another one of his evil digimon on the loose! We can’t just stand here! He’ll ruin the play! Coraline, you and the others are on guard duty!

Coraline: Wait, what? I kind of thought you’d cancel the show.

Stan: After I made that deal with Chris A. Liss, there’s no way I’m letting our chance at stardom go to waste! As for you, Mabel, you’re going to rehearse for the play! Quit playing near the trees and start reading your script! We’ll be starting “The Werewolf of Fisher Street” in a few days! (Mabel suddenly becomes alert and rushes inside of the Mystery Shack. Lunamon follows her) Everyone, get ready to guard this place! It could get dangerous in the coming days! (The scene cuts to the basement of Gideon’s Mansion, where Eyesmon and Witchmon are currently having a discussion as they head downstairs)

Witchmon: Seeing as I’m your personal assistant now, does that mean I get to know things Gideon doesn’t?

Eyesmon: Oh, you won’t have to worry about a thing, Witchmon. You’ll learn plenty, but only if I feel like telling you anything, so no backstabbing! Got it?

Witchmon: Understood.

Eyesmon: Good. These computers you see here allow me to see everything that goes on in and around the mansion. Of course, they have another purpose. There’s a tracking device in Wizardmon’s staff incorporated into its data that I planted as he was resting at the Mystery Shack. These computers are watching his every moves so long as he is holding it.

Witchmon: Impressive.

Eyesmon: He might not know it, but he’s still useful to me. (Witchmon becomes surprised)

Witchmon: Hold on. Can you explain what’s going on? How exactly is Wizardmon useful to you? He’s an enemy now! If you ask me, you should’ve destroyed him the instant you snuck into the Mystery Shack!

Eyesmon: I knew there was a strong likelihood he’d betray us, but it was all a matter of when he did so. If he backstabbed us before those brats arrived, I’d have you feed him to me, but seeing as he escaped, this made for a nice plan B. Of course, you already knew about the first part, but that’s besides the point. There’s something in town I need him to find for me, something very important to my plan.

Witchmon: But with the Mystery Tamers and any of their new digimon friends, whatever Wizardmon finds we can’t retrieve. Can’t you just send someone else to look for it?

Eyesmon: Gideon must never know about this thing I’m looking for. You see, if he found out about it, he’d never agree to help, and considering how loyal to Gideon everyone else is, we can’t afford to have tattletales spoiling the fun, so be a good assistant and keep this from him. Got it?

Witchmon: I get it. (Witchmon notices a mysterious machine in the back of the room) What’s that? (Eyesmon becomes startled)

Eyesmon: Oh, uh, pay no attention to that machine. Once I find that thing I’ve been looking for, I’ll tell you more about it. Oh, and don’t tell Gideon about the machine. It’s a surprise. Trust me, Witchmon, you and I are going to enjoy how great this plan will be. Now, about why I brought you down here. Chrysalimon needs someone to monitor the stage so that our new friend can have some fun. As soon as the stage is set, you give him the order to strike.

Witchmon: I like that plan. I take it we’ll be needing Chrysalimon again?

Eyesmon: Of course, Witchmon! He’s a vital piece of the puzzle. Besides, I was thinking of including him in our little gang for kicks. Oh, and one more thing. We’ll be needing to wait a few days for the big show over by the Mystery Shack to begin. You know what that means, don’t you?

Witchmon: What?

Eyesmon: If I know those Mystery “Tamers”, then this show will be making them go through the corniest thing possible: an 80’s training montage! (A screensaver on one of the basement computers activates, revealing a triangle with a top hat and cane. The scene transitions to various scenes in the 80’s montage that take place over the course of a few days. The 80’s montage takes place at the Mystery Shack, where various things happen, mostly Mabel rehearsing for the play, while 80’s-style music is playing. The first scene shows Mabel rehearsing for the play while Lili makes Coronamon try and burn some of the cherry trees again, making Mabel tackle Coronamon to the ground. The second scene shows Raz and Muchomon showing off and accidentally breaking a window, upsetting Stan and making Muchomon point toward Raz as if to blame him for the accident. The third scene shows Mabel trying to rehearse for the play again and notices Dipper and Kotemon. Mabel gives Dipper a donut out of a box Soos let Mabel hold and Dipper smiled. The fourth scene shows Mabel and Lunamon talking to Agatha on the lilac-colored Digi-Phone, put the Digi-Phone in front of a mirror and took a silly photo together, accidentally making it so that the Digi-Phone now belonged to Agatha. The fifth scene shows Magnamon and Wizardmon returning to the Mystery Shack without finding Tapirmon and then going back into the forest again. The sixth scene shows Gideon walking through his mansion and observing Eyesmon, Witchmon and Chrysalimon chatting and becoming somewhat suspicious before dismissing it as nothing. The seventh scene shows Norman looking at Vi-Elecmon’s drawings and being confused by them. The eighth scene shows Stan and Chris A. Liss talking as cherry blossom trees are being placed in the theater only for Ludomon and Muchomon to observe Chris A. Liss with suspicion. The final shows Mabel rehearsing her lines with Lunamon without a script, showing that she was ready for when the play would begin)

Lunamon: So, you think you’re ready?

Mabel: I’m all set!

Lunamon: Good! Let’s wait for tomorrow! (The scene cuts to Wizardmon and Magnamon, who are walking through the forest)

Wizardmon: These cherry blossom trees make me feel uneasy. I don’t know what Gideon’s plans are this time, but him using the plastic cherry blossom tree I took for him in this new plan is pretty obvious.

Magnamon: Plastic cherry blossom tree?

Wizardmon: I stole it from a toy store.

Magnamon: As soon as we find out what happened to the town’s law enforcement, you’re going to jail. Theft is a crime, Wizardmon. Also, pay attention to your surroundings. Commandramon could be anywhere.

Wizardmon: Commandramon?

Magnamon: Military digimon. For some reason, I remember much about them. They’d make mincemeat out of even Champion-level digimon, so be careful when dealing with them.

Wizardmon: Good to know. (Wizardmon begins standing still and paying attention to his surroundings)

Magnamon: Notice anything?

Wizardmon: You better believe it. (Wizardmon runs to his right with Magnamon close behind)

Magnamon: This better not be a trick, Wizardmon!

Wizardmon: It’s not! It came from over here! (Eventually, Magnamon and Wizardmon find a large box) Finally, we find something interesting!

Magnamon: Yeah, but it’s not Tapirmon. Still, we should bring this back to the Mystery Shack. (Magnamon grabs the box and realizes how heavy it is) This thing is heavier than I thought! I don’t think I’ll be able to fly holding this thing. I’m the only one strong enough to lift this. You protect the box. We’re taking this thing back to the Mystery Shack no matter how long it takes. (The scene cuts to tomorrow night, when the play is going to start. Mabel is in a costume looking behind the curtain watching Dipper. Gabumon and Lunamon approach her)

Mabel: You think this will cheer Dipper up?

Lunamon: You can do this, Mabel. (Lunamon takes a bite out of a chocolate bar)

Gabumon: I hate to be a pessimist, but I’m not so sure. Wendy meant a lot him. She was a good friend. Mabel, I want you to do something for me.

Mabel: What?

Gabumon: Prove me wrong. (The scene transitions to outside of the theater. Coraline is fixing her hair while some of the other Mystery Tamers, with the exception of Raz, Lili and their digimon, venture inside to watch the show)

Coraline: Raz, Lili, I need you two to do something for me. (Raz, Muchomon, Coronamon and Lili turn toward Coraline)

Raz: What’s up, Coraline?

Coraline: I know Gideon’s henchmen haven’t struck in awhile, but we need security just in case they do.

Muchomon: I like that idea, especially since I’ve begun to think Chris A. Liss is up to something!

Raz: You know, you have a point. I tried reading his mind once and nothing happened. It’s like trying to break through diamond. It just makes him even more suspicious. (A disguised Witchmon, Chrysalimon and one other being sneak into the theater) Wait, I heard something! (Raz rushes into the theater and finds dozens of people seating themselves ready to watch a performance. Magnamon and Wizardmon exit the forest near the theater, with Magnamon holding a big box) Oh, Magnamon and Wizardmon are back! (Everyone rushes toward Magnamon and Wizardmon) Listen, we need your help.

Magmamon: Not right now, Raz. We have something valuable that took days to find. (Wizardmon notices the cherry blossoms)

Wizardmon: That reminds me. Kids, we have a problem.

Coraline: What’s wrong?

Wizardmon: You’re all in danger and it’s all my fault!

Coraline: What happened, shorty?

Wizardmon: One of the things I stole for Gideon was a plastic cherry blossom tree! He used it to make a digimon!

Lili: Well thanks, Captain Obvious! We totally couldn’t have figured it out on our own!

Wizardmon: Did anything show up, by any chance?

Raz: No, but there was this suspicious “Chris A. Liss” guy who showed up to record—

Wizardmon: Wait. Did you say “Chris A. Liss”? (Wizardmon facepalms) That has to be Chrysalimon! He’s another one of Gideon’s goons! He can shapeshift into a human being. (Wizardmon sees the theater) What’s going on in there?

Coraline: The play Mabel is in is about to start!

Magnamon: I will go and search for the villain in case he is outside! You warn Mabel and anyone else in that theater! Chrysalimon could be anywhere! Get in there and save your friends! (The scene transitions to backstage, where Mabel is rehearsing her lines one last time before the show starts)

Mabel: Okay, I’m ready for this.

Lunamon: Just think about making Dipper happy. (The scene transitions to the audience, where Witchmon, dressed as a camerawoman, takes out a walkie-talkie)

Witchmon: Broomstick to Kabuki Mask, the show is about to start.

???: Understood. Time to steal the show! (The lights dim and the curtains open and reveal a strange, plant-like digimon that jumped down from above the stage, confusing Mabel) Hello, everyone! (Everyone looks at the plant Digimon with confusion. Stan furiously stomps onto the stage)

Stan: Hey! Get off the stage! (The plant digimon flings Stan against a wall, knocking him out)

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! (Gabumon shows up and gets ready for a fight)

???: Sorry, old man, but I’ll be directing the course of events from now on. (The plant digimon creates pollen from the trees in the theater and brainwash the audience. Mabel and Lunamon rush out to save the show, her friends, her brother and the innocent audience. Mabel covers her nose due to the pollen)

Mabel: You’re ruining the show, you bully!

Lunamon: Leave them alone!

Kabukimon: Sorry, but this show and its audience belong to me! I’m Kabukimon, and I’m here to play the role of your demise! Lights, camera, action!! (Kabukimon gets into a fighting stance)

Part Three
(The scene is inside the theater, where Kabukimon is about to fight Mabel, Lunamon and Gabumon)

Kabukimon: Ah, combat is so magnificent! I love slapstick comedy! (Kabukimon waves his arms and influences the brainwashed audience to fight each other, including the Mystery Tamers and their digimon who were in the audience)

Mabel: Dipper!

Kabukimon: Sorry, but you three stooges will soon have your roles cut. Cherry Blossom Storm! (Kabukimon attacks Mabel, knocking her out)

Lunamon: Mabel!

Gabumon: You just sealed your fate! Gabumon, digivolve to… (Gabumon digivolves into Garurumon) …Garurumon!!!

Kabukimon: And a change in costume is supposed to make you tough? Oh, give me a break. This is nothing! Besides, I’m not your main concern. (Kabukimon points toward the audience, who attack Garurumon. Mabel wakes up)

Garurumon: Mabel! Lunamon! You’re the only ones who can stop Kabukimon! I’ll have to hold the audience off!

Kabukimon: Sorry, but that’s not in the script, doggy. (Witchmon ditches her disguise and attacks Garurumon) You’re not supposed to have a time to shine until Act 4. Oh wait! It’s a one act play! (Mabel clenches a fist)

Mabel: Bring it on!

Lunamon: Tear Shot! (Lunamon fires a watery projectile at Witchmon)

Witchmon: My hat is all wet! You little lagomorph! Get back here! Chrysalimon, attack! (Chrysalimon turns into his digimon form and attacks Lunamon, but Garurumon blocks the tentacles and pounces onto him) Fine then. Kabukimon, don’t you think this act needs audience participation?

Kabukimon: Oh, how splendid! That boy who looks like that girl will do just fine! (Kabukimon makes the brainwashed Dipper and Kotemon climb up onto the stage)

Mabel: Don’t you dare use my brother like a puppet!

Kabukimon: Don’t you just love sibling rivalries? It makes for great drama!

Mabel: You’re going down! (Mabel gets furious) Where’s Coraline and the others when you need them?! (Coraline, Raz, Lili and their digimon barge into the theater)

Coraline: What the heck?! Everyone’s beating each other up!

Raz: Does anyone smell pollen anywhere? (Raz, Coraline, their digimon and Wizardmon start to become effected by the pollen and start fighting each other. Lili holds her nose)

Lili: It’s the pollen! I knew the trees were bad! Coronamon, burn the cherry blossom trees! (Coronamon tries to burn the trees but is forced to fend off his friends) No! (Lili covers her nose. Lunamon and Mabel are busy fighting Kabukimon)

Lunamon: I hope that chocolate bar was good for something! (Lunamon starts glowing green) Mabel, I’m ready to digivolve!

Mabel: Okay!

Lunamon: Lunamon, digivolve to… (A green light envelopes Lunamon and she digivolves into Lekismon) …Lekismon!!!

Kabukimon: Wait a minute! Superheroes aren’t in the script!

Lekismon: Too bad, Kabukimon, because one just appeared. Tear Arrow! (Lekismon shoots an icy arrow at Kabuki but misses)

Kabukimon: With marksmanship like that, you’d never get the lead! Cherry Blossom Storm! (Lekismon dodges the attack)

Lekismon: Moon Night Kick! (Lekismon leaps into the air and kicks Kabukimon through a wall) We’re taking this outside! (Garurumon pounces onto Lekismon) What?!

Mabel: The pollen must’ve finally brainwashed him, too! (Lekismon kicked Garurumon off of her and followed Kabukimon outside. Garurumon followed Lekismon and pounced on her)

Kabukimon: He’s a pretty big fan, bunny! Don’t you want to give him your autograph?

Mabel: Stop this, Kabukimon! (Chrysalimon and Witchmon exit the theater from the hole in the wall)

Chrysalimon: Oh, I don’t believe Kabukimon is in any position to stop anything, rugrat. If anything, your surrender seems inevitable.

Witchmon: Don’t get cocky, Chrysalimon. That gold-armored digimon might show up, so let’s make this quick. (A brainwashed Dipper and Kotemon appear thrombosis out of the hole) Oh good. Your brother and his lizard friend would like to bury you. (Kotemon gets into a fighting stance) Don’t you just love distractions? While you kids are busy being brainwashed, our real targets are beating each other without mercy!

Mabel: The audience!? You’re real targets were the audience?!

Witchmon: Eyesmon insisted that we change targets, but he didn’t mind if you kids got dragged into it.

Kabukimon: I love humans so much because of how fun their fighting can be.

Witchmon: Don’t be insincere, Kabukimon. We all know how much you hate them.

Kabukimon: True enough. (Coronamon manages to digivolve into Firamon)

Lili: Burn the trees! Maybe that will snap everyone out of their trance! (Firamon uses Flame Claw on the trees, setting them on fire. In a matter of seconds, the brainwashed audience comes to their senses)

Kabukimon: No! The trees! My precious trees! Have you no sense of decorum?! (Dipper, Garurumon and Kotemon snap out of their trances) I never even got you to fight them yet, you would-be actress! (Witchmon notices that the Mystery Tamers were not brainwashed by the pollen anymore)

Witchmon: Mission failed! (Witchmon grabs Chrysalimon and flies away on her broom)

Kabukimon: Hey! Why are you leaving me behind?! Didn’t we rehearse this?! That does it! I will produce a win no matter what!

Mabel: That’s what you think! (Kabukimon tries to tactically retreat but bumps into Magnamon, who is right behind him)

Magnamon: You might not be Chrysalimon, but I certainly found a villain.

Kabukimon: Nonsense! This was all an act! Surely you wouldn’t take my antics seriously, right?! (Kabukimon looks like he is about to attack Magnamon)

Lekismon: Tear Arrow! (Lekismon fires at Kabukimon and hitting him in the back of the head. Kabukimon turns attention to Lekismon) Exit stage left! Moon Night Kick! (Lekismon jumps in the air and kicks Kabukimon, deleting him. The pocket dimension vanishes and the town is normal again. Lekismon curtsies) That will “show” him! (Everyone rolls their eyes in response to the pun. The Mystery Tamers go back into the theater to check up on everyone only to notice that everyone already ran out of the theater except Stan who was just getting back up. Dipper and Mabel help Stan stand up)

Stan: What happened? (Stan’s eyes widen once he realizes the theater is destroyed) My theater! What happened to my theater?! Everything is ruined!!

Coraline: Gideon’s henchmen sabotaged the play, but we drove them off.

Mabel: Lunamon and I did most of the work, though. (Wizardmon approaches Stan)

Wizardmon: How come nobody told that businessman was named Chris. A. Liss? Chrysalimon’s lies would’ve been uncovered that this whole mess could’ve been avoided.

Stan: Who?

Lunamon: Chrysalimon pretended to be a businessman to trick you into trapping the audience and brainwashing them into attacking each other!

Stan: That little weasel! Gideon is going to pay for all of this!

Magnamon: In the meantime, we have the contents of that box Wizardmon and I found to look through. It might contain something useful. (The scene cuts to inside the Mystery Shack, where Magnamon is pushing the box he and Wizardmon found to the center of the foyer. Oleander, Ford, Milla and Sasha enter the room)

Oleander: Woah! What did you find, Magnamon?

Magnamon: That’s what we’re about to find out. Stand back, everyone. I’m ready to bust this thing open. (Magnamon rips the box open revealing all sorts of documents and items of importance. Mabel rushes outside to get Dipper) Fascinating! What is this? (Wizardmon begins looking through the documents)

Wizardmon: Why would all of these documents be out in the forest like that? You don’t think Tapirmon was collecting these, do you?

Magnamon: Good question. (Dipper and Mabel arrive in the foyer) Good, you found Dipper. He might want to read this. (Everyone starts reading the various documents as Magnamon tries giving Dipper a document. Mabel takes the document instead)

Mabel: Hmm… (Mabel reads part of the document) OMG! Dipper! Look at this! Please look at this! It talks about this “Teleportation Circle” thing! (Dipper’s head rises and eyes widen)

Dipper: Give me that, Mabel! (Dipper reads the document) It says that there is a machine that can teleport anyone in town into something called a Stasis Tube for storage. Mabel! Do you realize what this means?! If this machine is the source of those circles we kept seeing, then Wendy is still alive! (Dipper hugs Mabel) Thank you for trying to cheer me up, Mabel. Thanks finding this, Magnamon.

Magnamon: You’re welcome, Dipper.

Milla: This also means WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon should be just fine.

Sasha: Excellent. Once we find everyone, we can finally solve this mystery.

Ford: Ladies and gentlemen, this calls for a few days in the lab. I’ll need to analyze everything in these documents. (Magnamon finds a mysterious machine in the box and tries to pick it up, only for it to be incredibly heavy) Having trouble, Magnamon?

Magnamon: For something so small, it weighs a ton. No wonder the box was so heavy. What do think it is, Ford?

Ford: I don’t know, but I’d like to study it along with everything else. You kids get some rest. If what Stan told me is true, you earned it. (Mabel begins looking concerned) What’s wrong, Mabel?

Mabel: I just remembered that the audience in the theater were Gideon and Eyesmon’s targets this time. They’re getting more dangerous now. What do you think they’re going to do next? (The scene transitions to Gideon’s mansion, where an angry Gideon storms into Eyesmon’s basement)

Gideon: You! (Eyesmon turns around)

Eyesmon: What’s up, Gideon?

Gideon: You know exactly what’s up! I overheard Chrysalimon talking about you ordering him and Witchmon to attack the audience at the theater! You told me you were strictly dealing with the Mystery Tamers! When I take over the Digital World, I’m taking over Gravity Falls next, so they better remain safe and sound! Got it?!

Eyesmon: Sure thing, Gideon. It’ll never happen again.

Gideon: It better not. (Gideon angrily storms out of Eyesmon’s basement)

Eyesmon: Doofus. The people running this place will make them all forget anything happened. (Eyesmon looks toward a small machine obscured by a cloth. He removes the cloth, revealing eight glowing lights of different colors. A ninth light on the machine isn’t on) Soon, Analogman. Soon, I’ll get back to my old self and wipe this place off the map! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

To Glitch in the Program