You Want Fries With That?/Transcript

Season 4, Episode 19: "You Want Fries With That?" English Version Written by: Steven J. Blum Original Air Date: December 16, 2002 Episode Transcribed by: Patamon_Princess

PETALDRAMON: Every time the three moons align in the sky, I am reminded only of one thing. Hamburgers! I gotta eat right now! Right?

[In a small village, several green Digimon and Petaldramon break the windows of a restaurant.]

DIGIMON: *laugh*

ORPHANIMON (D-TECTOR): Chameleomon, with their specialized skin they can appear to disappear. And a tongue lashing from them is one you'll never forget.

[Inside the restaurant, a male Burgermon prepares to go outside to meet Petaldramon.]

BURGERMON FATHER: Wish me luck, kids.

BURGERMON MOTHER: Oh.

[The Burgermon goes outside carrying a tray with several hamburgers on it.]

BURGERMON FATHER: Oh, great wooden one. I bring you the finest burgers. crafted by my own humble hands.

[Petaldramon takes them all into his mouth.]

PETALDRAMON: Yum! Now that's a thing of beauty!

[One of the Chameleomon wraps its tail around the Burgermon.]

CHAMELEOMON: Come on, burger boy.

PETALDRAMON: Not bad, pops. You're coming to my place to make enough to fill me up. And I got a big appetite!

BURGERMON MOTHER: Honey-bun!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Daddy!

PETALDRAMON: If you want him back, you're going to have to make an even better burger, before the moons align tomorrow. 'Till then, ciao!

CHAMELEOMON: *laugh*

BURGERMON MOTHER: *faint*

[Nearby, the DigiDestined are riding on Worm the Trailmon.]

WORM THE TRAILMON: Oh, yeah!

TAKUYA: So what's the story of this Hamburger Village?

BOKOMON: It's a hamburger lover's paradise, my boy.

ZOE: How great!

TAKUYA: Bring on the beef, baby!

J.P.: Yeah, I'm going to eat my body weight, maybe even all of ours in burgers.

[They arrive at the village, but it's deserted. The kids approach a Burgermon who's crying at a table, with her babies surrounding her.]

BURGERMON MOTHER: *cries*

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Oh, mama.

ZOE: Oh.

TAKUYA: What's up with them?

ZOE: Um, excuse me, are you all right?

BURGERMON MOTHER: Oh, no dear. A giant Digimon raided our village. He said something about the three moons making him hungry and my husband gave him a big plate of our best burgers.

TAKUYA: Now I'm hungry.

BURGERMON MOTHER: He liked them so much that he took my husband away to cook for him in his mansion.

ZOE & TOMMY: Oh.

KOJI: Man, that's really messed up.

J.P.: Yeah, how are we supposed to get our hamburgers now?

BOKOMON: You're compassion is astounding.

TORIKARABALLMON: Daddy's going to come back, isn't he mama?

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Isn't he mama?

BURGERMON MOTHER: Please, young man, will you and your friends be able to help my husband?

TAKUYA: I suppose. But I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for him.

TORIKARABALLMON: The monster will bring Daddy back if we make a begger burtter.

BURGERMON MOTHER: He means a better burger, but I'm afraid that's impossible. My husband makes the best burgers around. There's no way anyone can make a better hamburger than my husband. Oh, dear, what are we going to do?

TORIKARABALLMON: The monster said that to get Daddy back we'll have to have the better burger ready before he moons three times.

TORIKARABALLMON: No, silly. He said before the three moons align.

TORIKARABALLMON: That's soon.

BURGERMON MOTHER: He's right. We must do something. The three moons will align by nightfall and the Chameleomon will be back for their master's burgers.

ZOE: Then it's up to us. We can make a better burger.

BOYS: Huh?

ZOE: Come on, I think we've scarfed enough burgers in our time to be able to come up with something that at least looks right. And when the Chameleomon take them to the mansion, we'll follow them.

J.P.: Some plan.

KOJI: Except I've never cooked before.

TAKUYA: Me neither, but I'm willing to try.

TOMMY: Me, too. I always used to watch my mom cook back home. Don't worry, we'll make the best hamburgers ever and get your daddy back.

ZOE: I think this will be a good experience for us.

J.P.: Anything with food is a good experience for me.

TOMMY: Yeah, especially if it's burgers.

TAKUYA: I don't even know what's in them. I guess I'll have to make it up.

TOMMY: That's the whole idea. We can each make one and have judges taste them.

ZOE: Takuya, this will be a friendly competition, right?

TAKUYA: You worry too much, Zoe.

KOJI: Yeah, no problem.

ZOE: We may be a little rough, but we're ready.

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Yay!

BURGERMON MOTHER: Thank you so much.

BOKOMON: Why don't I be your taster. It would be an honor to lend my superior knowledge to such a noble cause. So bring on the beef, baby!

NEEMON: That just means you want to eat.

ALL: *laugh*

BURGERMON MOTHER: My kitchen is fully stocked, so help yourself to anything you need. Now, let's get cooking!

ALL: Yeah!

[At the hidden mansion, Burgermon is locked in a cell, cooking.]

PETALDRAMON: I'm gettin' really hungry here. What's takin' so long? Where's my burger, right?

CHAMELEOMON: The master's getting impatient, Burgermon.

BURGERMON FATHER: I'm going as fast as I can, but if you expect a gourmet burger, it takes time.

CHAMELEOMON: Well, you don't have time.

CHAMELEOMON: Yeah.

CHAMELEOMON: So deal with it.

[In the Burgermon's kitchen, the kids prepare to start cooking.]

J.P.: Aw, man. I'm ready to chow right now.

[He bites down on an apple.]

ZOE: Hey, save some ingredients for cooking.

J.P.: (mouth full) Yes, ma'am.

NEEMON: All this food is making me drool.

BOKOMON: Yes, but must you do it on me?

TORIKARABALLMON: It looks like none of them have ever seen a kitchen before.

TAKUYA: suppose you can never have too much meat.

J.P.: Hey, Z, what kind are you going to make?

ZOE: Patience is a virtue. You'll see.

J.P.: Smart, beautiful, and competent in the kitchen.Can a girl get any better than that?

TAKUYA: All right. Meaty meat burger. Some of this. And maybe some of that. And I'm going to make me a masterpiece. Meat! Meat! Meat!

TORIKARABALLMON: That might work.

TOMMY: Hmm.

TORIKARABALLMON: You look lost. You need help?

TOMMY: Well, the outside looks fine, but I'm not sure what to put in the middle yet. I'm thinking ground beef. Oh, yeah, now I remember. Mom says onions always give it flavor.

[He picks up an onion and starts to peel it.]

TOMMY: Oh, boy. Here comes the tears.

[He finishes, but all that's there is the peel.]

TOMMY: It all came apart, and there's nothing inside.

TORIKARABALLMON: How do things get inside?

TORIKARABALLMON: We'll never see Daddy again!

BOTH TORIKARABALLMON: *cries*

[Tommy pulls out a chopping knife.]

TOMMY: Never fear, the blade is here!

BOTH TORIKARABALLMON: Aahh!

[Tommy starts to chop the onion peel.]

BURGERMON MOTHER: My children can't stop crying.

TOMMY: Yeah, neither can I. Cooking's painful.

J.P.: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

TAKUYA: Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Woooh! Easy as pie! Yeah!

J.P.: *laughs*

[Tommy walks by the sink carrying his chopped onions and rubbing his eyes.]

TOMMY: My eye's hurt. Oh!

[He drops the onions into a pot of boiled eggs.]

J.P.: Oh, man, that's my boiled eggs.

TOMMY: I'm so sorry. Uh.

[After draining the onions out, he backs up and knocks into Zoe's table, dropping the onion pieces into one of Zoe's filled bowls.]

TOMMY: Oh no.

ZOE: Tommy, that was my salad dressing.

TORIKARABALLMON: Do you know what you're doing?

TORIKARABALLMON: Pretty clumsy.

TOMMY: I don't know if I can use this now.

[He sticks his finger in and tastes it.]

TOMMY: Hey, it's pretty good.

TORIKARABALLMON: Wow, Tommy, you invented a new flavor.

TOMMY: What was in that dressing?

TORIKARABALLMON: I don't know, but it sure made a difference.

TOMMY: I'll just fry the ground beef and put this stuff on top.

[Later, five trays of burgers sit on a table.]

TORIKARABALLMON: So, do you think they're edible?

TORIKARABALLMON: I'm not going to try it, you try it.

TORIKARABALLMON: I'm not going to try it. Let them.

J.P.: Meatloaf and yucky Soba noodles! Ladies and gentlemen, an exotic combination for a new generation!

BOKOMON: Well, J.P., I'm surprised. It's actually edible.

ZOE: Here, try my burger italiano. Cheese, tomato sauce, and lots of fresh chopped mushrooms.

[Neemon pops three into his mouth, one at a time.]

NEEMON: *munch munch munch* Tastes like chicken.

[Bokomon and Neemon stand in front of two trays piled with burgers]

BOKOMON: Are those supposed to be hamburgers?

NEEMON: I think I saw one move.

BOKOMON: Are you going to take a bite?

NEEMON: If they don't bite first.

[Bokomon takes a bite of Takuya's burger and Neemon from Koji's.]

TAKUYA: Mine's a meaty meat burger. Steak, pork cutlets, and ground beef. I was going for volume.

KOJI: My seafood burger has lobster, scallop, and shrimp.

TAKUYA: And I topped it all off with some sardines and peanut butter.

KOJI: my special sauce is made with pureed squid and white chocolate.

BOKOMON & NEEMON: Ack! Disgusting!

[Takuya and Koji each take a bite of their own, and then a bite of the other's.]

NEEMON: Interesting, Is this one yours Tommy?

TOMMY: Why, does it look bad?

BOKOMON: No, we just need a break after the last one.

NEEMON: Or get our stomach's pumped.

BURGERMON MOTHER: Would you like some fresh tea?

TOMMY: Yeah.

BURGERMON MOTHER: Why don't we all take a short break. I'll bring your drinks outside for you in a minute.

ZOE: These smell good, Tommy. Let's give 'em a try.

[She carries them outside followed by Tommy and J.P.]

J.P.: Hey, don't eat them all. I'll take one too!

TAKUYA & KOJI: It wasn't really that bad. Mine was better. Huh?

KOJI: What are you talking about, Takuya, yours was horrible.

TAKUYA: At least mine was edible. Yours even smelled bad. You just about killed Bokomon and Neemon!

KOJI: Maybe we should have a rematch them.

TAKUYA: Fine., any time. You'll lose.

KOJI: Yeah, right. In your dreams, botulism boy.

TORIKARABALLMON: It was just too much for them.

TORIKARABALLMON: How do we find Daddy now?

[Outside, Zoe, Tommy, and J.P., get ready to try on of Tommy's burgers when a dust wind blows down the street and the clouds uncover the moons.]

TORIKARABALLMON: The three moons are all together again.

TORIKARABALLMON: It's the Chameleomon! They're coming!

CHAMELEOMON: Time's up, kiddies. The master's very hungry. I hope for your sake you've built a better burger. Ooh. What's this?

[He sticks his long tongue out and picks up all the burgers on the tray.]

CHAMELEOMON: *munch* Mmm. Delicious. Impressive. The master will be pleased.

ZOE: That's great. So when does the Burgermon get to come home?

[One of the Chameleomon pick up Zoe with it's tail.]

ZOE: Hey, wait a minute. What do you think you're doing?!

CHAMELEOMON: Never mind what we're doing. You're going to be making more of those hamburgers at the master's mansion.

[Two other Chameleomon pick up Tommy and J.P. and they all leave.]

TOMMY: Let us go, you mean bullies!

J.P.: Yeah!

TORIKARABALLMON: What do we do?

TORIKARABALLMON: We have to follow them. Tommy needs our help.

[They follow after the Chameleomon just as the mother Burgermon comes out of the house carrying a tea tray.]

BURGERMON MOTHER: Tea time! Huh? Wait, where are you going?! My babies! I can't take much more of this.
 * faints*

[Further down the road, the Chameleomon let the three kids walk.]

CHAMELEOMON: Move it!

J.P.: This is as fast as I ever move.

CHAMELEOMON: Quiet!

J.P.: Zoe, maybe we spirit evolve--

ZOE: No, not yet. If we follow along, they'll lead us to the mansion. For now we just have to keep walking and do what they say, all right?

J.P.: Fine with me. Man, you're smart, Zoe.

TORIKARABALLMON: It's hopeless. Now they're prisoners too.

TORIKARABALLMON: Then we're going to have to face the Chameleomon ourselves. Raise your wing if you're with me!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Yeah!

[In the kitchen, Takuya and Koji and cooking up more hamburgers.]

BOKOMON: Oh, no. Not again.

NEEMON: How could they make such good food taste so bad?

[Out in the forest, the group reaches the mansion.]

ZOE: No wonder they couldn't find the mansion, it's pretty well hidden.

J.P.: Geez, and I thought hiding chocolate bars was tough.

TOMMY: You can't even see it from the forest.

CHAMELEOMON: Hurry up. The master's waiting.

TORIKARABALLMON: Let's get in there and rescue our daddy!

[As they fly though the forest, towards the mansion, several Chameleomon appear in the trees. One sticks out its tongue and captures the six TorikaraBallmon.]

CHAMELEOMON: *laughs*

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Oh!

[The Chameleomon push the three kids into the cell where the Burgermon father is already.]

CHAMELEOMON: Make another batch of those burgers for the master. I'll be back later for 'em.

BURGERMON FATHER: What's going on?

ZOE: We came to save you.

BURGERMON FATHER: Nice job. Who are you, anyway?

TOMMY: I'm Tommy. We met your family in the village. They asked for help.

BURGERMON FATHER: They all right?

J.P.: They're fine. But right now we gotta concentrate on getting you out of this rotten place.

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Daddy, help!

[A Chameleomon approaches with the TorikaraBallmon all tied up.]

BURGERMON FATHER: No, my babies!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Daddy!

CHAMELEOMON: Look what I found. If you want to keep them safe, you'd better start cooking, old man.

BURGERMON FATHER: Oh.

ZOE: We'll make as many hamburgers as you want, just promise not to hurt them.

CHAMELEOMON: Yeah, you got my word on it.

[It walks away with the babies.]

BURGERMON FATHER: Wait. No, please.

J.P.: They're stinking cowards, using little kids like that.

BURGERMON FATHER: This is all my fault. Even my very best hamburgers weren't good enough.

ZOE: Tommy, I'm sorry I put you in danger. I had no idea any of this would happen. It's because of my plan that we're stuck here.

TOMMY: I don't mind at all. Besides, it was fun learning to cook. I even got to chop my own food. Back home, I was just a little kid, always getting in the way. But since I came to this world, I've been able to do things I never even dreamed of. So let's make some hamburgers and make a new plan, okay?

[Back in the kitchen, Bokomon and Neemon are sitting against the wall.]

BOKOMON: It smells like a garbage dump.

NEEMON: Sorry, that was me.

BOKOMON: I'd leave but I can't walk.

TAKUYA: All done!

BOKOMON & NEEMON: Oh!

TAKUYA: *laughs*

KOJI: Just in time.

TAKUYA: Presenting the vista burger! A super spicy burger made with hot curry, ginkeng, and chiriso. When you eat it, your whole body burns!

KOJI: And the rainbow burger! Apples, oranges, melons, bananas, strawberries, and garlic sauce. Healthy, colorful, and guaranteed to flush out the pipes.

BOKOMON: Oh, no.

TAKUYA & KOJI: *laugh*

BOKOMON & NEEMON: Oh...

[In the mansion's kitchen, Burgermon takes a bite of a newly cooked burger.]

BURGERMON FATHER: What an amazing flavor. It's so simple, yet delicious. What is the secret? I must know. Onions, soaked in salad dressing?! Young man, you've created a masterpiece better than my own. You've captured the bliss of the burger. *munch* Mmm.

J.P.: *munch munch munch*

ZOE: Good job, Tommy.

BURGERMON FATHER: A pre-eminent pattie indeed, but not quite finished. One more finishing touch and we will have achieved perfection. Placed on a sesame bun, this will be the ultimate burger. Magnificent!

CHAMELEOMON: Time's up!

J.P.: We're almost done. Hold your water.

CHAMELEOMON: Apparently you don't care about the little bird brats. Take a look.

[The outside wall goes down, revealing the TorikaraBallmon in a cage hanging from a tree.]

TOMMY: Oh.

BURGERMON FATHER: My babies!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Daddy!

CHAMELEOMON: Quiet! Hand over the burgers or I'm making them dessert.

TOMMY: All you're making is a big mistake! Execute! Spirit Evolution!

ZOE: Execute! Spirit Evolution!

J.P.: Execute! Spirit Evolution!

KUMAMON: *laughs* Kumamon!

KAZEMON: Hi-ya! Kazemon!

BEETLEMON: Ah! Beetlemon!

TORIKARABALLMON: Yeah!

[The three Digimon break through the cell bars and charge the Chameleomon.]

KAZEMON: Back off! Huh?

[The Chameleomon in front of her disappear, then reappear behind her and attack.]

KAZEMON: Ah! Uh!

BEETLEMON: It's your turn to get a licking, big boy! Huh?

[The Chameleomon near him disappear.]

KUMAMON: Frozen Tundra! Huh?

[The Chameleomon disappears before he hits it.]

KUMAMON: Where'd it go?

[It appears behind him and attacks.]

KUMAMON: Ah!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Look out!

BEETLEMON: Oh-oh. Where'd they go?

[The Chameleomon keep disappearing and reappearing all over the place.]

BEETLEMON: How do they do that?

CHAMELEOMON: Now you see me, now you don't.

BEETLEMON: Keep an eye on that one.

KUMAMON: Hmm.

KAZEMON: Guys, have you forgotten about the kids?

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Help us!

[A Chameleomon appears in the tree where they're hanging.]

CHAMELEOMON: I didn't.

[He swipes out his tongue and knocks the cage down.]

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Ah!

[Kazemon catches the cage right before it hits the ground.]

KAZEMON: Gotcha!

BEETLEMON: It's no use. How am I supposed to battle these bone-heads and baby-sit at the same time? A little help here?

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Sorry!

KUMAMON: Wait, maybe you guys can help us.

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Huh?

KUMAMON: The six of you can cover the whole area. All you have to do is follow the Chameleomon and let us know where they appear. You'll be our eyes and ears and we'll take it from there.

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Okay! Leave it to us!

TORIKARABALLMON: Here's one!

TORIKARABALLMON: Up here!

TWO TORIKARABALLMON: Down here, too!

BEETLEMON: I've has it with these scaly scum. Lightning Blitz!

KAZEMON: Hurricane Wind!

KUMAMON: Crystal Freeze!

[The Chameleomon are electrocuted, blown into a pile, then frozen.]

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: You did it!

TORIKARABALLMON: We don't have to worry about those big bullies anymore!

KUMAMON: We wouldn't have beat them without your help.

[A fractal code appears around the Chameleomon.]

KUMAMON: Like you kept telling us, time' up. Now to send you bullies back to where you belong. Fractal code, digitize!

[The fractal code goes into Kumamon's D-Tector and the Chameleomon turn back into Armadillomon, who scatter.]

ARMADILLOMON: Oh! Ah!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: daddy!

KAZEMON: But what about the big Digimon?

BURGERMON FATHER: Oh, my. I almost forgot. I still have to feed him. I have to finish that hamburger. Oh!

[He runs back into the kitchen as Petaldramon heads down the mansion stairs.]

PETALDRAMON: Where is it? I'm hungry!

BEETLEMON: Better hurry. I think the big guy's awake.

BURGERMON FATHER: Almost finished.

[Petaldramon approaches.]

BEETLEMON: I hate it when I'm right.

PETALDRAMON: Where's my burger? I'm wasting away here.

[He notices the three spirit evolved Digimon.]

PETALDRAMON: Hey, wait, haven't I seen you'se guys somewhere?

KUMAMON: The giant Digimon...

KAZEMON: ...was Petaldramon?!

PETALDRAMON: What are you doing here?

KAZEMON, KUMAMON, & BEETLEMON: Let's show him! Slide...

ZEPHYRMON, KORIKAKUMON, & METALKABUTERIMON: ...Evolution!

ZEPHYRMON: Zephyrmon!

METALKABUTERIMON: MetalKabuterimon!

KORIKAKUMON: KoriKakumon!

PETALDRAMON: Can't you come back another time? I was just about to eat.

[He swipes at Zephyrmon.]

ZEPHYRMON: Uh!

PETALDRAMON: Let's get this over with.

ZEPHYRMON: Yah! Let's clean up the yard! Hurricane Gale!

[The attack hits Petaldramon.]

PETALDRAMON: What was that?

[In the kitchen, Burgermon puts the finishing touches on his hamburgers.]

BURGERMON FATHER: That's it! The ultimate burger!

PETALDRAMON: Leaf Cyclone! Rah! Rah!

KORIKAKUMON: Frozen Arrowheads!

[The arrowheads wrap around Petaldramon's neck. MetalKabuterimon helps KoriKakumon hold onto the larger Digimon.]

PETALDRAMON: What's the matter with you? My burgers are getting cold. Don't you even care?

KORIKAKUMON & METALKABUTERIMON: No.

PETALDRAMON: Kids today.

[The TorikaraBallmon fly up carrying a large burger.]

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Stop fighting! We brought your hamburger!

[They toss the burger into Petaldramon's mouth as the arrowheads untie.]

BURGERMON FATHER: A dab of ketchup on top and you've got the ultimate burger!

[He throws another burger into Petaldramon's mouth.]

PETALDRAMON: Mmm. You've done it. I want more! I want all of them!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: They're in the kitchen!

PETALDRAMON: Let me at 'em! Coming through!

[He pushes his way past the Digimon into the kitchen. Zephyrmon picks up Burgermon.]

ZEPHYRMON: Time to go.

BURGERMON FATHER: Woah.

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Wait for us!

PETALDRAMON: Oh, at last, the ultimate hamburger! Great! Oh, uh. Nappy time.

[He falls asleep on the table.]

METALKABUTERIMON: Solar Thunder!

[The mansion comes crashing down around Petaldramon.]

METALKABUTERIMON: Nighty-night!

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Sleep tight!

[Back in the village, the Burgermon family is reunited.]

BURGERMON MOTHER: Thank you! You saved him! *faint*

ALL 6 TORIKARABALLMON: Mama!

BURGERMON FATHER: I don't know how to thank you for all you've done for me and my family. As much as I love good burgers, I never thought my life would be saved by one. In honor of you, I'm naming our new creation the Little Tommy.

TOMMY: Oh.

ZOE: Hey, where are the guys?

[Inside the restaurant, in the kitchen.]

TAKUYA: My hamburger's the best!

KOJI: Wrong again, dorkus!

TAKUYA & KOJI: Hmm. Which one is it, guys?

BOKOMON & NEEMON: Ah!

[The two of them run out of the kitchen.]

[Back at the ruined mansion, Petaldramon climbs out of the wreckage.]

PETALDRAMON: Oh, I must have dozed off. I had the most delicious dream. Ah, those three moons are beautiful tonight. They look so good up there, I'm ready to eat again. Nah, too tired. Fugedaboutit. [He falls back asleep.]

RIKA THE NARRATOR: Something tells me that nap won't last very long. To see what happens when the food wears off, tune into the next Digimon: Digital Monsters!